If TLSC was a "family"

[DrunkenUno]

TLSC: The Stellasola family

MVB would be the Don
Stealth would be his consigliere
Angel and Bentusi would be long time friends and trusted advisors

Apoc is head of the Irreales, an independent outfit in the family.

Capos:
All other Exec officers

Made guys:
All officers

Soldiers: All other TLSC

Family "Associates":
Mistress (owns a club where many family members hang out, and the top level members of the family have offices there. Think Bada Bing).
Kraftwerk (Hitman for hire often used by the family when they want to have no connection to a victim)



MIA:
laserflip (made guy but couldnt respect authority. Went out on a fishing trip with Apoc and Drunk and had a "mysterious accident")
Karmashock (disappeared following several disputes with members of another family)
JAD (killed by Angel during a dispute. Body thrown into sea.)
Demon (In jail for 10-15 for just being retarded)
Blazz (Completely disappeared. Family has no idea where he is. Rumors abound of his snitching to the Feds and going into the Witness Protection Program.)

OTHER FAMILIES:
FC: Former enemies of the family, they are now on amiable terms. FC Capo Suas was nearly whacked by the family, but now is a regular in their territory
Xeno: Formerly strong family now on the decline. Not much of a player in the city.
PSA: Another formerly powerful family which lost much of their prestiege and income when several prominent members defected to the Stellasolas, making them the most powerful family.
Chiken: Strong family which has strong ties to the Stellasolas.

Edit: Who else should be whacked... who else should be in jail... who else should have an original position (Like the fattest guy in the family... The oldest guy... etc).

[tom]

:lol:

[ilia]

:rofl:

Lets rob the New York "RelicNews" Bank! Wher's my Tommygun eh? ;)


P.S. Mistress is the owner of the "Bearbond" bar in Gangsterville. She serves the drinks herself, and makes sure that no fights occur. When they do she just lifts her dress and everyone immidiately stops fighting :lol:

[Blazej]

MIA:
laserflip (made guy but couldnt respect authority. Went out on a fishing trip with Apoc and Drunk and had a "mysterious accident")
Karmashock (disappeared following several disputes with members of another family)
JAD (killed by Angel during a dispute. Body thrown into sea.)
Demon (In jail for 10-15 for just being retarded)
Blazz (Completely disappeared. Family has no idea where he is. Rumors abound of his snitching to the Feds and going into the Witness Protection Program.)



ROFL

[Juggalo]

Me=Fattest by a long shot.

6 Foot 3 Inches, 320 Lbs.

Also, I'm good with a Rifle.

Weapon of choice: Scoped 30-06.:oohoo:

[eXoRciSt]

Demon (In jail for 10-15 for just being retarded)



omg lol

[Apocalypse]

I love it when Drunk does this stuff, he always gives me a good spot. LOL GG

[eXoRciSt]

Why cant we be that family in that one movie...

uh.. *ponders a moment*

Damn forgot the name.

[Bentusi]

awesome.

Justice should be a whiny toady-like character

[Apocalypse]

Justice = Local grass

[eXoRciSt]

How wbout Marve from the local bar.

[DrunkenUno]

I love it when Drunk does this stuff, he always gives me a good spot. LOL GG

Irreales=Italian for "Unreal" :).

Stellasola= combination of the Italian words for Lone and Star

[tom]

Why cant we be that family in that one movie...

uh.. *ponders a moment*

Damn forgot the name.

If you're referring to the Godfather, you should be shot for forgetting the name.

[LardGibs]

I want to be in charge of the white slavery division :D

And the self pwnage above by demon :lmao:

[Juggalo]

I want to be in charge of the white slavery division :D

And the self pwnage above by demon :lmao:
ROFL'd

[DrunkenUno]

I want to be in charge of the white slavery division :D


The family does not participate in such things. Such ignorance from a capo is disconcerning.

[LardGibs]

:errr:

[Entropy]

Just a few more details and it can be like Grand Theft Auto :P

[Justice]

Why cant we be that family in that one movie...

uh.. *ponders a moment*

Damn forgot the name.

Demon, you should be shot for just SAYING that.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Kraftwerk]

<--------------------HITMAN nuff said.

[shutupandshave]

You tink I'm funneh?

YOU THINK I'M A FUNNY GUY?

[Justice]

Yes, you're a very special, funny person, suas.

*pat pat pat.*

<3

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[DrunkenUno]

<--------------------HITMAN nuff said.

added

[Shackled Phoenix]

I want a unique position. I'm curious to see what drunk could come up with, but i see myself as the one that keeps coming up with new fronts for the family.

[tom]

My position is simple.

Military Liason and Arms.

I get the Mil-Spec hardware that can't really be found anywhere else. Those contacts alone, combined with several other government friends that have been ... 'convinced' to make the national law enforcement agencies turn a blind eye to us make me more than invaluable.


:rofl:

That is, if we were ever a family.

Hey can you mail me an m82? I'll send you that candy you want if you do. :)

[Cleary]

my position is in a Dark and neon place on the UT part of a giant craft (like a country planet) but im a Guard that everyone respects and if i say i want Buiscits then damit i get Buiscits !

[The Dark Messenger]

Mil-Spec hardware, huh?

Want this:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:3i4aDbWzD0UJ:www.planetfortress.com/tf2models/previews/The%2520Heat/p90.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:d-hiB6sn0AEJ:www.caws.demon.co.uk/airsoft/images/P90-4.jpg)

As standard equipment, plz :)

And as for position... Well, the guy who give the horses heads, etc, to the condemned. The Dark Messenger :D

[Justice]

I want a unique position. I'm curious to see what drunk could come up with, but i see myself as the one that keeps coming up with new fronts for the family.

What about Blacksand's personal female sexual servant?

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[laserflip]

we need hoes and whores, and justice the resident asian math nerd who builds us robots to combat other families with , without gettin hurt.

[DrunkenUno]

we need hoes and whores, and justice the resident asian math nerd who builds us robots to combat other families with , without gettin hurt.

Shh, you're dead.

[Justice]

Being good at "math" really had almost zero impact on what you just said, Laser.

It's more "an Asian who is just interested in science."

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[MVB]

And who sucks at science; I had to correct his project conclusion. There's a reason I'm the don.

[Spulm]

my position would be teh evil terrorist at school at the age of 30. stealing teh luchmoney!

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[Tank0]

i am the liason to the belgian mafia , i send you containers with XolTiCandy and some quality medicine ;) for your eyes . As long as i don t smoke to much "eyemedicine" the cashflow from western europe is almost consant. Da family had decided to keep me and diviner on different continents because we taste to much and have way to high roomservicebills .

[eXoRciSt]

I wasnt talking about godfather douchbags...


IT WAS A MOVIE WITH JENNIFER LOPEZ ABOUT A MEXICAN FAMILY THOURGH ITS AGES.

[Shackled Phoenix]

So wait... i'm a whore? WTF? i'm getting screwed!

how about i RUN the families whore business instead?

[Justice]

Mmm .... well, if you "run" the family's whore business, could you still BE a whore?

:confused:

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[tom]

my position would be teh evil terrorist at school at the age of 30. stealing teh luchmoney!

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You = noob bulleh.

[Shackled Phoenix]

Sand, i fucking love you for knowing WTF an anguissette was.

and for the idea of the rest of that post too ^.^

[laserflip]

I killed Justice.

[Justice]

Um.

Did that post make sense for other people?

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[The Dark Messenger]

No.

Phailed.

[allied56]

i understood it, trhe basic jist is laser killed everyone but me

[Entropy]

too bad his implementation was teh fail :\

[Justice]

Lasuh, kear 2 re=fraze tat in plane eenglsih, "plaese," sowe cna al; undrstend it!

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[laserflip]

sure thing justice; ur a nubba

cheers, and
-=</|asianmurderingparty|\>=-

[CELTIC_2X]

and ppl complane that i cant be understood?

[Tank0]

not to mention the remarks i get when i put someshit in dutch on these here boards :P

[Justice]

No, Celtic, you're quite easy to understand.

Because we all know what's gonna come outta your mouth!

:D

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Eadig]

Ooooo

I'm The Douchbag that everyone defends and loves cause he's too sad to take care of himself but is too nice to hate!! and dotes around everyone else in hopes that some of the cool people's coolness will rub off on him.

the up side is that with this innate ability of being nice... I get along well with people... and find it easy to collect information!! w00t! that's sooo me

[DivinerSage]

Drunk I thank you for not compromising my "positon" in the family by volunteering any sensitive information about my "status" within this noble family. Just all remember my offer if you have a....... ummm how would one put it.... a "Stone" so to say in yor shoe that needs removing dont come find me Ill find you then I shall render my services, but dont forget my fee.... a favor I shall ask of you in due time as payment.



*throws a single thorned rose on the threshold of The Commands Website as he silently slips out the door*

[silencio]

I'd be unimportant, and rarely there.

[LardGibs]

All right, I'll run the 'boiler room' where we buy and sell commodities on the Ironforge auction house. Merchants pay us protection, and we offer high interest loans to the mountless, but if you don't pay us...

the head of your giant kitty might wake up with you one morning.

[Justice]

Yeah ...

Lard would do well in some type of "economics" role.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-