Bogus Ad

[Eadig]

Think I could get in Trouble for this??

WARNING!! THIS IS SO TOTALLY FAKE... But don't tell, Shhhhh, Lmao

"I am currently taking on the duty of casting for a high quality Adult movie. I am currently looking to cast three female actresses for the main roles.

Sexual orientation is not a deciding factor in final selection, but it is asked that it be included in your stats, which will be needed in the body of the e-mail.

Information required will be as such:

- Name (Given or Assumed both accepted)
- Age
- Location
- Height
- Weight
- Measurements
- Sexual Preference
- 3 Favourite Positions
And
- At least one photo

Location is not a deciding factor; the company will compensate the selected persons for travel costs.

Due to the number of locations in which this information has been posted, Not all applicants will be contacted. A Panel of Judges will review ALL Applications in a fair manner. Only the Top 15 choices will be contacted for interviews.

Please send all applications to AdultEntertainmentOnline@gmail.com

Please send before April 1st 2005. Please, only those 18 or older. Anyone under the age of 18 will not be considered, PERIOD."

anyone wanna take bets on the ratio of hatemail to actual applications I recieve?? :D

[Shackled Phoenix]

Yep. Dunno the exact law off the top of my head, but if someone finds out that it's fake, you bet your ass you can get in trouble for it.

[Eadig]

lmao... maybe I shouldn't post it around anymore, eh?

[Karmashock]

i don't think their is anything illegal about that unless you actually promise something...

any thing brought against you should be balanced by the fact that there won't be any real damages...

[/<yle]

Nope, because its only calling for a casting, not neccecarily a gaurentee. Theres offer, but its not a done deal. a traditional offer acceptance consideration dosent apply.

[Eadig]

ALL RIGHT!!!

*Runs off to post it more*

[Bentusi]

pst, forward any of the good ones to me :D

You can keep the ones you get of the fat/old chicks (cause you know you will).

Personally, I'd be too scared to open them up just because of that

[Sky]

Can I apply... :confused:
i could pm you my details... :rolleyes:

[Justice]

O.o

The new member GETTING IT ON!

Seriously, Eadig, post some of the hilarious/ridiculous applications here so we can get a good laugh off of them.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Sky]

I only posted to humour Eadig...
And has anyone spoken to Apoc.. he's completely pissed.. lol
:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:

[Apocalypse]

OMG. My head is still hurting. Can't believe i was that bad, HAHA i even tried it on with Sky. Dear god. You still owe me some nude pics ;)

[Justice]

No comment.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[DrunkenUno]

Sky sounds hot.

[Justice]

Oh, you grown men, stop teasing her.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Polaris]

*COUGH, COUGH*GHEY!*COUGH, COUGH*

[Outrageous Cheek]

Im in.

SKY IS A GIRL?

[Sky]

Yes, I'm a girl is that soooo hard to understand, or is it hard to tell from my pic?
lol :lol:

[/<yle]

Both?

[Sky]

Both?

What?

[Polaris]

kyle, you n00b. what have you been drinking?

[/<yle]

You dont want to know. i only got class 2days a week, means party time tonight

:ass: :agree:

[Eadig]

Lmao

you guys know where I could post this little Ad of mine without getting in trouble for it? lol

[/<yle]

any pron site.... anywhere on the net... around your neighborhood

[Outrageous Cheek]

Make it a tatoo. That's always a riot. Till you get sober again :(

Or your grandma sees it. :( x2

[Outrageous Cheek]

Yes, I'm a girl is that soooo hard to understand, or is it hard to tell from my pic?
lol :lol:

I hadn't seen it yet! :lol:

[Polaris]

what a pathetic excuse of a man- a gal comes to our forums, which happens less often than once in a blue moon, and you blow it!
geez

[/<yle]

Masachief is a noob. Plus, accordin to her bio, shes 2 old for em anyways.

[Polaris]

hmm
actually, i have a friend (my age) who's dating a sophomore in college. i told him he's a moron, but aparently theyre doing ok....

[/<yle]

well, I dont question where it comes from.

[Outrageous Cheek]

Masachief is a noob. .


Why the hell can't you EVER get my name right!?? :lol:

ITS CHEF YOU MORON!

"Plus, accordin to her bio, shes 2 old for em anyways"

Am I like, dating her or something? Negative. So what's this rubbish you speak of?

[Polaris]

well, I dont question where it comes from.
what's that supposed to mean?

[/<yle]

exactly what it says.

[Outrageous Cheek]

I don't know either.

Question where WHAT comes from?

We are befuddled Kyle.