Half Life 2 fun

[The Dark Messenger]

http://img189.exs.cx/img189/6813/gmconstruct00097wv.jpg

Good fun with Garry's Mod :)

The thing would normally be spinning... You can imagine what the sawblades do, of course, especially with the bloodstains and the zombie halves nearby.

The melon is zombie-bait, naturally.

Opinions?

(Another step towards world domination)

[Juggalo]

X fucking D!!!

[The Dark Messenger]

(Ignore the horse)

Also, here is the latest in the line of TLSC recon, fast-strike and moral-breaking vehicles, the RoadKill 18000
http://img177.exs.cx/img177/4115/gmconstruct00052qr.jpg

[Juggalo]

LOL!!!! Fucking awesome!

[The Dark Messenger]

This beast, with a dual-FATCAN 9000 engine, is far more than fast enough to be effective in the Theta-campeign, however, we still working on a way of making the brakes actually do anything worthwhile, and actually turning the FATCAN 9000s off or on while remaining inside the car. Any more FATCANs and it'd overcome the handbrake, making it impossible to get in.

Trials indicate that the saws are extremely effective, as seen in the picture. It's tricky to get the Roadkill off, though. The concrete barrier is very good at stopping bullets, and it's fast enough to easily outrun a rocket.

[The Dark Messenger]

I am taking requests. What would you like me to manufacture next? Some sort of long-range mortor? A shotgun cannon? A (very tricky) catapult or trebuchet? A stationary missile launcher? What?

[P$Ü(||0]

how did u get the zombies there ???

[The Dark Messenger]

Garry's mod. It allows you to spawn things :)

But if I could spawn actual zombies, it's chop 'em good.

[Marb]

http://www.pro-gamers.org/pics/new/Gunslinger.jpg

[The Dark Messenger]

XD

Yeah, another lovely weapon to use in the Campeign :)

[P$Ü(||0]

i have garrys mod too but i have no weapon to make zombies

[The Dark Messenger]

Hold down Q.

You have v5, right? If not, download it here (http://www.garry.tv)

Hold Q, then click on the object you wish to spawn.

For my next creation, I think that I shall create a controlable aircraft capable of kamikaze attacks. The only tricky bit shall be to spawn the explosive barrels, but I can just use Gas cartons :)

[Eadig]

where can I buy one of those cars? that would be great for driving down the sidewalk in rushhour traffic!

[P$Ü(||0]

thanks gonna try it now ..and yes i have v5 :thumbup

[The Dark Messenger]

You don't need to buy them. We're all working towards the same goal, brother :D

Okay, tonight I have some free time in the Lab. Please, any requests? An airship, perhaps?

[Justice]

An airship?

You have those in HL2?

The closest thing I've seen to something fly is that hovercraft.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[P$Ü(||0]

my 1337-haxx0r_ROCKET http://mitglied.lycos.de/standartfurz/gm_construct0042.jpg


and this is called HEALTHY i think
http://mitglied.lycos.de/standartfurz/gm_construct0049.jpg

[The Dark Messenger]

No, but I can create an airship :)

Oh, and would Psycho PLEASE use the ingame camera? :)

What sort of framerate did that health earn you? :P

[The Dark Messenger]

My latest weapon, the Linebomber... Is a major dissapointment. It, to be quite frank, sucks ass. Revisions will be made, but so far, it looks like this:

http://img193.exs.cx/img193/7770/buildingblocksfinal00066lj.jpg

And does this:

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/219/buildingblocksfinal00089mr.jpg

but on a larger scale. Next time, I shall weld several together, to provide more punch. Other ideas with explosive barrels are being considered, so the reasearch is not a waste.

As a side note, the head scientist for this project, for the purpose of maintaining its secrecy, has been executed in the new Ultrawave.

http://img182.exs.cx/img182/9717/buildingblocksfinal00038re.jpg(Before)

http://img182.exs.cx/img182/6489/buildingblocksfinal00040je.jpg(After)

Note that nothing remained, including the frequency adjucators surrounding the waste. This is necessary for the ultrawave to work.

[Marb]

*Points at professor*... Ye be pwnt. *rolls eyes*.

[P$Ü(||0]

framerate was from 2 to 5 .... :lol:

[Juggalo]

My neighbor and I made some funny lil skits. It had Barney doing Alyx on a couch, with Gregory, um, "working it" in front of her. Then we had some guy(Security on the back of his shirt and had a beenie on) pointing of in the distance, then the camera cuts to where he was pointing and shows Eli, Alyx's dad, on your Roadkill 1800. Then we cut back to the couch and made them all looking like they ran away, but get hit by the Roadkill 1800. Then it shows Eli Teabagging Barney... Funny stuff.

then we got to the top of the map by ridding in a Cargo container with balloons attached to it.

I will post pics later today.

On a side note: did you get the Roadkill 1800 to move?? We had to remove the barricade....

[The Dark Messenger]

Just just weld it... Try raising the thing a little.

Also, the canisters have to be on :dur:

[Captain Salazar Snowberry]

I have it. So far I've made a giant horse with wheels with a rocket booster ass.

Pretty awesome BTW.

[The Dark Messenger]

I'm preparing to make teh TREBUCHET!

This is gonna be tough. I'm thinking of using a wooden bar to keep it tight, to be broken by the Crowbar when ready to launch.

Wish me luck :)

[Justice]

Dark, having fun yet?

:D

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[The Dark Messenger]

Great fun :)

[Bentusi]

ffs psycho thats hilarious.

How is it saved? any possibility you could send it to me?

[The Dark Messenger]

v6 is out, and has put Explosive Barrels in the spawn menu, so I did what anybody would do.

I spawned over 100 of them, and threw in a grenade, overloading GMod and shutting it down ^_^

[P$Ü(||0]

ffs psycho thats hilarious.

How is it saved? any possibility you could send it to me?

send what?and whats hilarious?

[Bentusi]

never mind.

I somehow mixed up you and jug's. Jug's, any way you can send me that mod?

[P$Ü(||0]

there is already a link in the first few posts where u can download it

[The Dark Messenger]

I'll host it.

Give me a minute.

Damn, can't be hosted. Alright, I'll email v6 to you. It's better than the one I posted earlier, and the link was on yousendit.com, where random people can take it down whenever they like.

I don't have your e-mail address either >_<

[The Dark Messenger]

v6b is now available here. (http://www.garrysmod.tv)

[Captain Salazar Snowberry]

Okay, I made one of the strangest killing devices ever.

Take a carton of chinese food and freeze it fifty some feet off the ground. Rope it to the sky. Then you spawn about twenty sawblades and freeze them at various heights near the cinese food. Now rope the sawblades to the food. Unfreeze everything. It should start going crazy and flying everywhere, but you may need to give t a jump start and attach a Fatcan 9000 to it.

[The Dark Messenger]

Me and Dezmo were just messing around with it in multiplayer...

Never had more fun in me life :P

[P$Ü(||0]

i love to shoot some balloons at other players and then see them writing

*stop it u damn bastard ill fuck u all ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh* :rofl:

[Dezmo1218]

Me and Dezmo were just messing around with it in multiplayer...

Never had more fun in me life :P


That was some damn genuine abstract fun. We should really build something lol.

[The Dark Messenger]

I know. A lot of it consisted of Dem sitting in the Buggy while I whirled it around with teh Manipulator. Fun :)

[Dezmo1218]

First time I ever felt motion sick while playing a computer game. You bastard.

[The Dark Messenger]

It was sort of like this

http://www.cyborgcow.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/seatbelt.gif

[Justice]

Ouch.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-