Episode III Teaser released!

[Justice]

Get it on Kazaa/Limewire.

Fucking amazing. Or, go see it in a movie theater. It should start showing in the previews beginning in tomorrow's showings.

[tom]

Just wait until November 8th when its made public (at least thats what my googling revealed).

[Justice]

Yup.

You can get it off Kazaa now, though, so why wait until November 8th?

Or, just go watch a movie you really want to see this weekend and watch it then.

[edit -- anyone who wants to see it now without going to a movie theater/paying $40 to join the Star Wars club, IM me and I'll send you the file]

[00025]

nah, I'll just wait. Im not too crazy about it anyway. I mean Its good but Ep1 and 2 are not as innovative as the real first three.

[laserflip]

so this is liek the trailor for the new star wars movie? ill just download it off of kazaa lite...lolz

[Justice]

Me too.

And the 3rd one will give the 6th one a run for the money, I guarantee it.

In fact, the 3rd one might be the best out of all of them.

[laserflip]

WTF you mean the sixth one? this IS the sixth one. it goes chronologically by when made, not by when it supposedly took place in your imaginary nerdphest univurse.

[tom]

No, it says "Episode III", thus it is the third one.

Wtf ever.

[laserflip]

:toast: Me too.

And the 3rd one will give the 6th one a run for the money, I guarantee it.

In fact, the 3rd one might be the best out of all of them.

then how do you explain him calling return of the jedi "the 6th one"? preposterous!

[Justice]

Yeah.

Episode VI = the 6th one.

In the Star Wars universe, chronology goes from 1 --> 6. In our universe, in terms of release date, it goes from 4--6--1--3.

[MVB]

Let me save you the wasted money and time on the 3rd movie.

a) Most of the Jedi die
b) The chick from Naboo has 2 kids, and Anakin tries to kill her, but she gets away
c) Anakin falls into a volcano and becomes Darth Vader; we get to hear James Earl Jones again if we're lucky
d) Obi-Wan survives also; little does he know that in the future he'll turn into an omnipresent ghost; before he dies he promises to become more powerful than can possibly be imagined, but it turns out that's just a load of BS and all he can do is talk.
e) Sword fights will be cool, but computer enhanced and therefore a billion times lamer than the duels in Episodes 4-6
f) If you obsess this much over Star Wars, you're really lame. Instead, get a chick and go to a romantic comedy the night that this movie releases; the theatre will be mostly empty, and you can make some sly moves. Take her home and screw her brains out while your peers jack off over thoughts of Obi-Wan's "light saber."

[Justice]

If you obsess this much over Star Wars, you're really lame. Instead, get a chick and go to a romantic comedy the night that this movie releases; the theatre will be mostly empty, and you can make some sly moves. Take her home and screw her brains out while your peers jack off over thoughts of Obi-Wan's "light saber."


Yum. I'm sure that's what you would do, MVB.

[MVB]

Get a girl and have immensely satisfying sex instead of whacking off over a man, like you'll be doing? Yes, exactly what I'd do. Thanks.

[Justice]

instead of whacking off over a man

Damn, you've found me out! Goddamnit I'm going to get arrested like pee-wee herman.

[laserflip]

ach pee wee herman...what a pervert...beating off to boys hes almost as bad as b00n

[Justice]

Does the word "Owned" come to mind?

*embarrassed*