Sex vs masturbation and other sexual discussions :)

[Polaris]

:eek:
wow
i still prefer my real gals-
but frag is correct, that sig is sexy

[eXoRciSt]

TWWWIIINSSSS :D


lol

[Fragman]

finally some smart men around here.

[MVB]

You mean some other boys who jerk it off over fake women cuz they cain't get the real thing ;)

[Mistress Crystal]

For men, not only is masturbation fun, it's a very healthy exercise. It encourages blood flow in the penis, keeps said blood flow healthy and non-constrictive (insurance against impotence later in life) and it is a free and fun stress relief.

Orgasms are a free high. Yay for endorphines!

Most of the middle eastern penis enlargement techniques such as jelqing use methods that "milk" the penis... sound familiar? It's not for no reason. :)

I would recommend masturbation to every person in the world. It's crazy to consider it a sin, and taboo... and it's absolutely ridiculous to be prideful that you don't have to masturbate.

So it's good for them MVB. ;) Don't chastise 'em for it. Maybe you should try it more often.

Mistress.

[MVB]

Same effect as actual sex. I'll go for that any day over self-aggrandizement.

[Elysium]

some cultures don't allow it tho.. mine does.. :banana:

[Fragman]

most all do and those that dont it doesnt matter the people still do it lol except for maybe the afican tribe that put bambo on the mens penis's until there married so that they cant have sex lol that has to be fucked up. :rofl:

[Mistress Crystal]

Depends on how tight your woman is, MVB. ;)

Not many girls, unless virginal, can compete with the grip of a man's fist. lol

[Fragman]

o yes we could also just leave it lol

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:wtf:

u ppl r crazy

[Fragman]

neb fix you eye its just got a lil twitch

[MVB]

I disagree Crystal. I've been with a few loose vaginas in my day, but the occurrence is relatively rare, I'd say. I'm very attracted to relatively slim women, however, and they seem to *generally* have narrower hips and tighter twats overall.

[Polaris]

MVB, why are you still talking about that? we already know about the dolphins

[Justice]

I bet the blowholes were really nice and tight.

:lol:

umm how about this its the art forum so y the fuck has this post become all about sexuality

Take a look at your sig, Frag. That's all answered above.

[Mistress Crystal]

ROFL!!!! AHAHAHAHA

[Justice]

O.o

:wtf:

What? Those blowholes ARE nice and tight.

http://www.ozmagic3.homestead.com/files/DolphinBlowhole2EnlargePL.jpg

Look at those beautiful things ... who on earth would have the guts to rape those poor poopies?

http://www.molokai.com/pictures/!dolphin.jpe

[Polaris]

:yech:
i didnt need that mental image

[MVB]

Justice seems to know a lot about the tightness of Dolphin blowholes.

NOW I see why he keeps pressuring the dolphin joke on me.

It's to keep prying eyes off himself.

[Blacksand]

You cannot forget the almighty FiFi! Although I know how to make one, I've never personally bothered. My hand's 'nuff for me, no need to get into exotic masturbationary toys.
The only thing is.. out here on the ship where there is literally NO privacy, well .. I don't even bother. Who needs the stigma of being walked in on by some complete stranger? I embarass myself enough on a daily basis as is.
Also, one thing to not forget .. men can do kegels as well. You exercise it enough and you can have literally multiple orgasms without actually making a mess of yourself.

[Justice]

You exercise it enough and you can have literally multiple orgasms without actually making a mess of yourself.

ohhhh...

how?

[/<yle]

True, those work the muscles, although it hurts like fuck to try and stop it....

[Justice]

Sounds. Fun.

[eXoRciSt]

I have no idea why I actually come to this forum.

[Ummon]

Interesting discussion for a spam forum. Smilies do not work for me, on a sidenote, most of them come out different from the icon I click on.

I actually find the difference between sex and masturbation is just an emotional one, not mechanical. If you have real intimacy with the person you are making sex with, the sex will end being infinitely superior to any form of masturbation. In the opposite case, no matter how beautiful or enticing your partner is, sex and masturbation are just different aspects of the same thing.

Technically speaking, the difference between tight or lose vaginas is often the level of nervous tension the woman is experiencing in the sexual relationship. Some "preliminary activities" are often enough to reduce these tensions. A woman's body is like a musical instrument, if you play it badly, it's all your fault, whatever the quality of the instrument.

Besides, there is a chinese technique whereby a woman's vagina can become a voluntary organ, and this is said to be particularly efficacious in increasing the male partner's pleasure. But I doubt women today have the time to write ideograms holding paintbrushes with their sexual organs for years until they achieve a good calligraphy. It's a bit on the sadic side, too. :agree:

Masturbation has no relationship with impotence later in life, nor it has any positive effect on circulation, the penis spontaneously erects during night to regulate it's inner circulation. Psychologically speaking, excessive masturbation is a bad symptom of neurosis, but the complete lack of masturbation is not good either. Measure is the rule. Excuse me for the technical remarks, but since this is my job consider it a professional deformation.

[Delta]

I have no idea why I actually come to this forum.
yea neither do i

[Justice]

Because the amount of spammage here is like ... a perfect home for TLSC's resident spammers

[|AiTd|-Calvin]

I have no idea why I actually come to this forum.

yea, i am woundering the same. :ponder:

[DJTheBaron]

You cannot forget the almighty FiFi! Although I know how to make one, I've never personally bothered. My hand's 'nuff for me, no need to get into exotic masturbationary toys.
The only thing is.. out here on the ship where there is literally NO privacy, well .. I don't even bother. Who needs the stigma of being walked in on by some complete stranger? I embarass myself enough on a daily basis as is.
Also, one thing to not forget .. men can do kegels as well. You exercise it enough and you can have literally multiple orgasms without actually making a mess of yourself.
i sent you a dildo, put it to work

[DJTheBaron]

I have no idea why I actually come to this forum.
nor do we, you werent invited

however

my fiance is in the us currently, and i aint had her in a year, so i wank like fuck

[Marb]

Interesting discussion for a spam forum. Smilies do not work for me, on a sidenote, most of them come out different from the icon I click on.

I actually find the difference between sex and masturbation is just an emotional one, not mechanical. If you have real intimacy with the person you are making sex with, the sex will end being infinitely superior to any form of masturbation. In the opposite case, no matter how beautiful or enticing your partner is, sex and masturbation are just different aspects of the same thing.

Technically speaking, the difference between tight or lose vaginas is often the level of nervous tension the woman is experiencing in the sexual relationship. Some "preliminary activities" are often enough to reduce these tensions. A woman's body is like a musical instrument, if you play it badly, it's all your fault, whatever the quality of the instrument.

Besides, there is a chinese technique whereby a woman's vagina can become a voluntary organ, and this is said to be particularly efficacious in increasing the male partner's pleasure. But I doubt women today have the time to write ideograms holding paintbrushes with their sexual organs for years until they achieve a good calligraphy. It's a bit on the sadic side, too. :agree:

Masturbation has no relationship with impotence later in life, nor it has any positive effect on circulation, the penis spontaneously erects during night to regulate it's inner circulation. Psychologically speaking, excessive masturbation is a bad symptom of neurosis, but the complete lack of masturbation is not good either. Measure is the rule. Excuse me for the technical remarks, but since this is my job consider it a professional deformation.

You just wrote a post with technical remarks on masturbation......... :hail:

[Justice]

Man.

What do you work for, Ummon?

www.eroticatoysandgadgets.com?

[Outrageous Cheek]

Interesting discussion for a spam forum. Smilies do not work for me, on a sidenote, most of them come out different from the icon I click on.

I actually find the difference between sex and masturbation is just an emotional one, not mechanical. If you have real intimacy with the person you are making sex with, the sex will end being infinitely superior to any form of masturbation. In the opposite case, no matter how beautiful or enticing your partner is, sex and masturbation are just different aspects of the same thing.

Technically speaking, the difference between tight or lose vaginas is often the level of nervous tension the woman is experiencing in the sexual relationship. Some "preliminary activities" are often enough to reduce these tensions. A woman's body is like a musical instrument, if you play it badly, it's all your fault, whatever the quality of the instrument.

Besides, there is a chinese technique whereby a woman's vagina can become a voluntary organ, and this is said to be particularly efficacious in increasing the male partner's pleasure. But I doubt women today have the time to write ideograms holding paintbrushes with their sexual organs for years until they achieve a good calligraphy. It's a bit on the sadic side, too. :agree:

Masturbation has no relationship with impotence later in life, nor it has any positive effect on circulation, the penis spontaneously erects during night to regulate it's inner circulation. Psychologically speaking, excessive masturbation is a bad symptom of neurosis, but the complete lack of masturbation is not good either. Measure is the rule. Excuse me for the technical remarks, but since this is my job consider it a professional deformation.


Accually we appreciate your time and effort man. Even though this is a rather...crass subject...And It is pretty gross and shtuff.

[vacio]

You just wrote a post with technical remarks on masturbation......... :hail:


Mind if I submit it to my world lit teacher, She needs a good embarassment.

[eXoRciSt]

eh, im glad im only 14.

[vacio]

dude, you still have the best years of se---er 14, err. . .your life. . . ahead of you!

[eXoRciSt]

Eh, it could be tommorow if i wanted it to be!


:ass:

[vacio]

please don't brag with 'it could be' situations (even if it could be, lol), it sounds imature and is a sure way to drive me crazy

[eXoRciSt]

Lol.... so does that mean yuo cant get any?


(j/k if you cant)

[vacio]

i'm engaged, so i get what i need, but then again, only one.. . ::sigh:: the things (girls) I (don't) do for this girl. . .

:cry:


all i ment was it really does sound imature, kinda like 'are we their yet'. . . if you catch my drift

[eXoRciSt]

Yep.... Kinda.....

Wonder....

[Outrageous Cheek]

Also...I think this is the FIRST thread that I have seen Misstress Crystal post in....Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...:P

[eXoRciSt]

^^

[/<yle]

sex0rz > m4s73|2|34t10/\/

[Ummon]

Psychonalysis is all about sex guys, that's why it's such an interesting job.

Of course there are menial aspects too.

But seriously, when I was a boy, like all other boys, I have practiced that fine art (masturbation), so, where's the problem? I surely have no qualms in admitting that.

And by the way, these subjects should not be discussed where kids can read, I do agree, but can you see me for the 1000000th time reprimand someone for that, considering nobody will listen? So if you really NEED to speak about that, at least I make sure that you learn stuff.

[MVB]

Freudian psychoanalysis is all about sex ... there are a lot of newer styles (aka 20th century styles) which don't go about it focusing on sex at ALL. Additionally, the large majority of modern-day psychiatrists and psychologists honor Freud, but think 90% of his crap is just that ... total and utter crap.

[Justice]

What 'bout the Karma Sutra?

[MVB]

What 'bout Shut the Hell Up faggit?

[DJTheBaron]

Ever tried superman suspension sex, i bet you have

[Ummon]

There is but one theory of psychonalysis, schools are just an invention to give reserchers in the field something to do. But the truth is, Freud's system still holds and has never been disproved. Great authors like Ferenczi, Jung and Grunberger have enriched his theories but no real representation of the psyche is possible without the bases Freud laid out.

And seriously talking, simplifications are not a good idea when someone talks of this field of knowledge, outside of jokes. And mine was a joke.

[Outrageous Cheek]

What 'bout Shut the Hell Up faggit?

That and...'It's KAMA not KARMA retard!'

[LardGibs]

No, there could very well be a sutra on the topic of karma. Clearly, Justice is ready to contribute to the conversation appropriately with a memorized buddhist aphorism on the balance of good or evil done in the course of one's life.

or he's a misspelling hypocritic fuckwad <3

[Ummon]

In Justice's stead...

Buddha said: "I consider the position of kings and governors like that of grains of sand. I behold treasures of gold and gems like they were bricks and stones. I look at the most beautiful silken vestments as if they were ragged clothes. I see the myriads of worlds in the universe like the little seeds of a fruit, and the greatest lake of India is to me like a small oil drop on my foot. I notice that the teachings of the world are only the illusions of wizards. I distinguish the concept of self-fulfillment like a golden brocade in a dream, and appraise the sacred path of the enlightened like flowers blossoming under our very eyes. I see meditation as the pillar of a mountain, and Nirvana as the nightmare of daily hours. I consider the judgement of good and evil like the serpentine dance of a dragon, and the dawning and setting of beliefs no more than the traces left by the four seasons".

[Outrageous Cheek]

or he's a misspelling hypocritic fuckwad <3

That one! That one!

[Justice]

That one! That one!


Oh man ... I can't wait to see Chef in a market full of slave guys.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Outrageous Cheek]

Ummm. Ok.

Do you require my services or somthing? You want to buy me?

Naaaah you wouldn't wanna buy me! You wife would probably cheat on you with me.

OH WAIT! YOU DONT HAVE A WIFE!!!

[/<yle]

yes he does. Its rosey palm and her 5 sisters

[Spulm]

Also, one thing to not forget... men can do kegels as well. You exercise it enough and you can have literally multiple orgasms without actually making a mess of yourself.

When I was still 10 years old, I had some technique and I did not make a mess. But I don't know how I did it, I never changed anything and now it just won't work ;) :rofl:

M.

[Justice]

TEN?

:errr:

:yech:

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Juggalo]

yes he does. Its rosey palm and her 5 sisters


OMG, GENIUS!!!

[Outrageous Cheek]

EWWWW!! 10!?!?!? What the DEUCE!!

That is wrong man, even juicy waited till he was 10 and a 1/2!

[eXoRciSt]

9

[Spulm]

yesrday already ?!

[Outrageous Cheek]

lool Spulm.

Demon I don't believe you. Anyway. That's not even CLOSE to being somthing to brag about you disgusting little pervert.

Now you being defiled by DJ at 7 is indeed somthing to tatoo onto your forhead.

[Mistress Crystal]

lol You controlled making a mess at 10?

You hadn't hit puberty by then, right? Nothing to control?

I didn't think kids could ejaculate until puberty. :| lol

[Spulm]

DOH

[/<yle]

you would be suprised at what they can do

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:yech: