If you were to die in 24 hours....

[Veneficus]

What would you do? :ponder:

[Vildoomer]

I'd torture someone.

[Quietus]

Meditate.

[Qutech]

Kill someone.

[Vildoomer]

I reprhase: Torture Qutech.

[Juggalo]

Hang with my friends. Buy the biggest, most dankest, stinkiest bag of Nugget Buddy(weed) I could find.

[Hazn]

Collect as many STDs as possible...

[Rubba Duck]

Kill myself. Why wait? :P

[Aboo]

what rubba said, before nature, whatever or whoever could kill me. take that !

[Yuroon]

I'd find someone free of blooddeceaces, stick a tube into their neck and drink the persons blood. Vene you up for it? :P

[Veneficus]

I'd find someone free of blooddeceaces, stick a tube into their neck and drink the persons blood. Vene you up for it? :P

I think i'll pass...

[Yuroon]

btw Vene kinda bad of you to start a thread about something, and not giving us your oppinion

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I'd watch The Simpson's, call my family, eat food, spend all my money, have sex with many people, give everything I own away - including Daniel :P, eat some more food, try to do something that might get me in the Guinness Book of Records, clear my hard drive, and finally... take a poop, all while listening to the "In the Mood" by the Glen Miller Orchestra.

[Bentusi]

get massively coked out and have sex with as many good hookers as possible.

[RazielDemon]

I'd close the pool, because of aids.

[Marb]

Drown in self pity... probably.

[Cpu]

Eat alot of good food, not spending a single thought on calories ^^

Boost my phone bill


(YES! I'm back from the mountains ^^ A week with Vecna survived)

[The Dark Messenger]

Achieve immortality.

DEATH: Your time has come, lol.

ME: Well, uh... DEATH-REPELLANT! *sprays death with death-repellant*

DEATH: Okay, since you've put it that way, lol.

[Juggalo]

Eat alot of good food, not spending a single thought on calories

:blink:

Thats a normal weekend for me. :D

[Qutech]

:blink:

Thats a normal weekend for me. :D


She's one of those omg omg omg, I'm not thin as a fishingpole kind of persons...

[Juggalo]

:errr:

I guess thats better than being a giant like me.

[Cpu]

She's one of those omg omg omg, I'm not thin as a fishingpole kind of persons...

Well I'm not... and YOU are as bad as me at times so stfu ^^

[Clouku]

Me?

Get as many sleeping pills as possible and try to get into such a deep sleep I won't feel a damn thing when it happens :P

Simple yet effective

[Chulainn]

Since it's April 17 - you'd be dead already...

[Clouku]

Since it's April 17 - you'd be dead already...

:|

[Juggalo]

Since it's April 17 - you'd be dead already...


/golfclap

[Qutech]

"Well I'm not... and YOU are as bad as me at times"
you are not?
but still I am like you sometimes?
Intressting.... >_> :P :nyah:

[Juggalo]

This thread is missing something....

*sets up inflatable pool filled with Jello*

*pushes Qut and Cpu in*

Continue. :)

[Cpu]

*throws jello at juggs*

[Juggalo]

*eats the Jello*

That wasen't what it was for... But ok!

Mmmm cherry Jello.... :drool:

[Cpu]

I've never eaten Jello...

[Juggalo]

:O

[Cpu]

what?

[Juggalo]

:(

[Cpu]

WHAT?

[Juggalo]

*shrug*

[Cpu]

*throws more jello at juggs*

[Juggalo]

J-E-L-L-OOOOOOO

[Cpu]

do you want a cookie?

[Juggalo]

I'd rather have more Jello, to be honest.

[Cpu]

then have some more there i's a whole...pool..

[Juggalo]

OH YEAH! I forgot....

:(

[Cpu]

BAD PANDA

[Juggalo]

O.O I'm not a panda. YOU'RE A PANDA.

[Cpu]

no T_T Me no be panda, me R BOB

[Juggalo]

Hi Bob.

[Cpu]

Dear Journal
Today I saw the rainbow . It was glorious.
Bob

[Juggalo]

Dear Bob,

Your journal hates you and will kill you in your sleep.

Sincerly,
Your Journal

PS: Use ball-point pens, teh felt tipped are rippin' my pages!

[Cpu]

I'm a really hugh Trex with very tiny arms!

[Trunkfist]

Juggalo you should meet my freind he does stuff with gerbils...

[Juggalo]

HA HA, you can't bursh your teeth.

Burn.

[Cpu]

Ryan sweetie?

[Juggalo]

NO YOU FUCKED UP THE ROTATION TRUNKFIST.

Beat his Irish ass!

[Cpu]

HA HA, you can't bursh your teeth.

Burn.

No I hire people to do it for me. RAWR.



Kinda like if I was retired and senile... and needs to pay someone to wipe my ass etc... RAWR

[Trunkfist]

You see it starts of with these tubes... and he put the gerbil in it

[Cpu]

NO YOU FUCKED UP THE ROTATION TRUNKFIST.

Beat his Irish ass!

BUUUUUUURN(s)

[Trunkfist]

BUUUUUUURN(s)

Shhh you -_- you wont even listen to my gerbil story

[Cpu]

gerbils are boring..

[Trunkfist]

not where he put the gerbil in the tube..

[Juggalo]

And the tube goes in someones ass. blah blah, GG.

Back to the T-Rex.

What happens if you fall over!?

[Cpu]

I use my really cool USB-gadget that helps me to get up after falling down.. DUH

[Trunkfist]

She dies. Anyways you no kill my story

[Juggalo]

Actually, I did. Now go play with your gerbils little boy.


I use my really cool USB-gadget that helps me to get up after falling down.. DUH


You keep it on you at all times? Prone to falling down, huh?

[Cpu]

now play nicely children!

and yes, if I can caro my USB harddrive with me at all times.... .... ..

[Juggalo]

now play nicely children!

You're not my mother!

Unless, of coarse, you wanna spank me... Then you can be. :D

[Trunkfist]

No she wont >_>

[Juggalo]

It's ok Trunk, you can watch.

[Cpu]

Unless, of coarse, you wanna spank me... Then you can be. :D

I'm not that fond of spanking people tyvm

[Juggalo]

Being spanked? :ponder:

[Cpu]

I wouldnt know

[Juggalo]

Wanna find out? *pats pink fur paddle*

*shifty eyes*

[Trunkfist]

*pulls out shotgun*

[Clouku]

Wanna find out? *pats pink fur paddle*

*shifty eyes*


Dude

What the HELL are you doing with my chopping board!?

[Cpu]

when you two are done fighting I'll be around the corner looking for new shoes... kk?

[Juggalo]

Dude

What the HELL are you doing with my chopping board!?

You left it at my house, remember? After that one night with the donkey and... well, yeah.


*pulls out shotgun*


Want me to show you how to use that?

See, what you do is stick it in your mouth and pull the trigger. But make sure to do it outside... Just think of the poor bastard who's gonna clean it up!

[Clouku]

You left it at my house, remember? After that one night with the donkey and... well, yeah.

The donkey was a fucking ORNAMENT

Not my problem you tried to rape it and wondered why it had no fucking holes...

[Juggalo]

It had a hole! just hard to find....

Jesus. ALWAYS ON MY CASE!

[Clouku]

It had a hole! just hard to find....

Jesus. ALWAYS ON MY CASE!

Can ya blame the poor bastard after what ya did to his pictures? :D

and no, that hole with you and a butter knife, by the way

[Juggalo]

HOLY SHIT.

Jesus is Magic. I just realised this.

and FUCK YOU CLOUKU. That hole was natural!

[Cpu]

o.o


rold you the d0rf is scary..

[Juggalo]

The d0rf has nothing to do with this! It's just me and the donkey!

[Qutech]

d0rf d0rf d0rf!

Hanna you are senil.

Gerbils are not broing.

And I ran away with bob's journal.

[Cpu]

and a miniature santa?

[Clouku]

o.o


rold you the d0rf is scary..


Can't say the same about your typing skills, either...

[Cpu]

Can't say the same about your typing skills, either...

I'm tired... this is the spam forums.. what do you expect? essays?

[Juggalo]

And I ran away with bob's journal.


I left a surprise in there....

Hint: put it in a pipe and smoke it. :up:

[Qutech]

OH NOES! THE GERMANS! THE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERMANS!

[Cpu]

d0rf d0rf d0rf!

Hanna you are senil.



not my fault I forgot my best friends last name...

[Juggalo]

CAN I BE THE FAT HITLER!? FUNNY 'STACHE AND ALL!?

*beg*

[Qutech]

I left a surprise in there....

Hint: put it in a pipe and smoke it. :up:

already did, points to last post.

[Clouku]

I'm tired... this is the spam forums.. what do you expect? essays?

Yes

This is secretly the Forum for the English bookworm.

Where we discuss Shakesphere, Harry Potter, and Mister Tolkien

Make sure to bring your book token with you, along with a cat, and some lubricant, trust me, you WILL need it for that god damned horny cat...

[Juggalo]

Ohhhh. Lube and "honry cat" in the same sentence. I likey.

[Clouku]

Hanna you are snaill.




Fixed :D

[Clouku]

Ohhhh. Lube and "honry cat" in the same sentence. I likey.

Honry?

Who said HE was getting involved?

This forum requires that you wait 45 seconds between posts. Please try again in 3 seconds.

Now go fuck some jews

[Qutech]

Sure juggs, *brings out a marker pen* sit still...

And watch it clouk, she will discuss it, she like that. *points at the harrypotter fanfic fan I once knew*

Btw the only HP fanfic I read was a 30 days and 30 night ish HP one. lots of dirty things in it >_> Ever read about Ron doing Hermione?

[Cpu]

WATASHI WA KATATSUMORI DESU!

[Qutech]

nooooo no snails!
shut it or I'll... I'll force you to hang out with me tomorrow!

[Juggalo]

Ever read about Ron doing Hermione?

*perks up*

ORLY?!

[Cpu]

Draco doing Harry ftw imo

[Clouku]

Gandolf can easily bum-hump the lot of them with his magic

Arcane flying cocks of arsian ftw

[Cpu]

frodo vs Sam

[Clouku]

Psh

That's like doing...

Pamela Anderson vs Nicole Anna-Smith

or

Me vs Jugg--CANCEL THAT ONE OUT ALTOGETHER!

[Cpu]

Clouk/juggs imo

that has my vote

[Juggalo]

I MUST LEAVE YOU ALL. BECAUSE I HAVE STUFF TO DO. WHICH INCLUDES: PRETENDING TO GIVE A DAMN IN KARAZHAN, BITCH ABOUT SHADOW PRIEST DPS, BITCH ABOUT DIEING, BITCH ABOUT BEING A VENDING MACHINE, BITCH ABOUT MOROES, BITCH ABOUT HOW THIS IS MY LAST JOINT OF NUGGET BUDDY.

/farewell.

PS: I'm keeping your paddle clouku.

[Qutech]

>_>
http://www.ohmybod.com

[Clouku]

I MUST LEAVE YOU ALL. BECAUSE I HAVE STUFF TO DO. WHICH INCLUDES: PRETENDING TO GIVE A DAMN IN KARAZHAN, BITCH ABOUT SHADOW PRIEST DPS, BITCH ABOUT DIEING, BITCH ABOUT BEING A VENDING MACHINE, BITCH ABOUT MOROES, BITCH ABOUT HOW THIS IS MY LAST JOINT OF NUGGET BUDDY.

/farewell.

PS: I'm keeping your paddle clouku.


I NEED THAT TO CHOP ONIONS

Bastard...

Another one to go buy now

[Qutech]

yes, farewell. We will await you return with carrots and strawberrylube.

[Cpu]

buy one in orange

[Qutech]

pink, and black leather stripes!

[Cpu]

polka dots!

[Qutech]

ehhhh.. gerbil?
http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/171-gerbill

That's my schooltime for ya. Joecartoon.com the site that started the decaying of my barind.

[Juggalo]

I'm back. I didn't get a spot on account of "Juggsy, we gave your spot to the new recruit to see if he is good. Sorry." which really means "Oh, hey, this noob gets your DKP and possible loot. Go fuck yourself"

:|

[Vildoomer]

Jesus this is the first time you guys scared me with a thread, not really about the subject but the amount of posts you made in one fricking night :O

[Juggalo]

Jesus this is the first time you guys scared me with a thread, not really about the subject but the amount of posts you made in one fricking night :O

/wave

[Qutech]

Yeah I know, they are ze scary!!
I juat wanna be like the other children :)

[Juggalo]

God I love the Flaming Lips....


I must have been tripping.... Just ego-tripping.

[Apocalypse]

I will endevour to have sex as many times with as many women as possible, then I will drink a small countries worth of lager after which which I will find me a baseball bat for when Death comes for me, I'm going to kick his fucking head in and rip the bastard's nipples off.

[Silkar]

I'll go and get drunk since i've not achieved that yet and whilst drunk i'll go on a killing spree with spoon whilst having my way with several good looking girls. (Yes that's right i'm on the forums it's a miracle i prolly won't post again till next week tho >.<)
edit: oh damn i wasn't actually on the last bit added. this shows how rarely i'm on forums....i fail.