And now for something completely different.

[The Dark Messenger]

Welcome to the official, COMPLETELY NON-SPAMMY (for the mods :) ), Monty Python appreciation comic. I'm struggling to keep my eyes open here, so I can't start the discussion off, so... Over to some other guy!

[eXoRciSt]

Who the hell is Monty Python.

[The Dark Messenger]

...

Leave. NOW. Ye who hath not basked in the delight of the dead parrot sketch, nor the Lumberjack song, now been schooled in how to defend yourself against a man armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

Monty Python were a group of British comedians. They were brilliant.

Consisted of: John Cleese, the late Graham Chapham, Micheal Palin, Eric Idle, Terry Gillam. They were the greatest comedy group ever to exist. How dare you plead ignorance against them >:(

[eXoRciSt]

i wouldnt know....


im americano

[Juggalo]

I have heard of them, but I have never actually seen any of the movies.

[/<yle]

fuck both of you. Monty Pyton fking pwnz your ignorant asses.

[eXoRciSt]

i just said i didnt know who he was

[CELTIC_2X]

is there a smile 4 pure disgust?

[eXoRciSt]

uh



:spam:

[Tigre]

"Say, where did you get thoose coconuts?"

"What coconuts?"

clipity clop, clipity clop, clipity clop........

[eXoRciSt]

This is how we do

[Justice]

You're citing being "American" for not knowing about Monty Python?

Come on ... it's a classic, even IN America.

Using your ignorance as a veil or an excuse for everything is the reason why America is so fucked up.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Shackled Phoenix]

Yeah. please tell me you've atleast heard of monty python and the holy grail....


And while you're at it, what's the flight speed of a swallow carrying a coconut?

[Tank0]

NI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



best part is the hostile takeover - fire the archive .


but john cleese achieved true greatness with Fawlty Towers

John : dont mention the war
german : but you started it
John : no we didnt, you invaded poland

[eXoRciSt]

I CANT HELP IT IF I NEVER HEARD OF MONTY PYTHON, GOD

[Tank0]

I CANT HELP IT IF I NEVER HEARD OF MONTY CARLO, GOD
Monty Python , and it s just Tank0

[eXoRciSt]

lol

[ilia]

Rofl. I myself heard of this dude only since of a couple of months ago back in RN.

He is described as a helluva comedian to ever perform in a movie.

Pity I dont watch comedies.

[Karmashock]

I CANT HELP IT IF I NEVER HEARD OF MONTY PYTHON, GOD
you can always kill yourself. :agree:

[Tigre]

I say we sick the "Spanish Inquisition" on Demon and give him the "rack"......


My wife and I were Christmas shopping in Wal-Mart before Christmas and we ended up in the ornemant department just looking. My wife spotted a display of bird ornemants in all different sizes. There was a few parrot size ones and in my best British accent I said, "Polly want a cracker?", and some guy behind me about my age started laughing and came over and said in his best accent, "that parrots not dead, its just sleeping." "No its not, its passed, no more, dead, gone away". We were crackin up!! People were lookin at us like we lost our minds!!

[Critta]

Rofl. I myself heard of this dude only since of a couple of months ago back in RN.

He is described as a helluva comedian to ever perform in a movie.

Pity I dont watch comedies.

Just a quick one for you... Monty Python is the group name... not the name of a person ;)

All of you who haven't seen any of the movies, I advise you... watch 'em, they WILL crack you up!

and remember

"We are the knights who say 'ni' "

[Apocalypse]

'We want a .................................................. .........

















































Shrubbery!!!!!!!!!!'

[The Dark Messenger]

I know, I know ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

NFSCD is the best one :)

[The Dark Messenger]

Ho ho
Fucking ho,
What a crock of shit,
We all work for Santa Claus
And we've had enough, we quit,
'Cause we do all the fucking work
While he stars in the show,
So shove your Christmas up yer arse,
Ho ho fucking ho!

[TaiNteD]

I say we sick the "Spanish Inquisition" on Demon and give him the "rack"......


My wife and I were Christmas shopping in Wal-Mart before Christmas and we ended up in the ornemant department just looking. My wife spotted a display of bird ornemants in all different sizes. There was a few parrot size ones and in my best British accent I said, "Polly want a cracker?", and some guy behind me about my age started laughing and came over and said in his best accent, "that parrots not dead, its just sleeping." "No its not, its passed, no more, dead, gone away". We were crackin up!! People were lookin at us like we lost our minds!!
OR THE COMFY CHAIR!!!

[Bentusi]

Help Help I'm Being Repressed!

[Tank0]

always look at the bright side of life [ insert whistling here ]

[Juggalo]

Just because I haven't heard of some british fuckstick I'm ignorant?

http://www.staticfiends.com/store/images/stickers/monty-python.jpg
^^^GAY

[Tank0]

Just because I haven't heard of some british fuckstick I'm ignorant?


sad but true <3

[tom]

The Holy Grail is my favorite of their works. Its just so... teh phunny.

My personal favorite line from the movie: "Strange women, lying in ponds, and distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!"

:rofl:

[Juggalo]

Well, I just watched The Holy Grail and I didn't understand most of it, It would have helped if it wasen't 3 in the morning. But what I did understand, It was funny, Not as funny as Lewis Black, but funny.

[The Dark Messenger]

Life of Brian is better, IMO.

But The Flying Circus, i.e. the TV show they did pwnz all.l

[Elysium]

ahh monty python great movies they were.

but yes my favorite would have 2 be the holy grail aswell.

[Karmashock]

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail-04.htm
GREEN KNIGHT:
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
[woosh]
[BLACK KNIGHT kills GREEN KNIGHT]
[thud]
[scrape]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Umm!
[clop clop clop]
ARTHUR:
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[pause]
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Then you shall die.
ARTHUR:
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT:
I move for no man.
ARTHUR:
So be it!
ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.
ARTHUR:
Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I've had worse.
ARTHUR:
You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Have at you!
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Yes, I have.
ARTHUR:
Look!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
ARTHUR:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR:
You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come here!
ARTHUR:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I'm invincible!
ARTHUR:
You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT:
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR:
Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

gold