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Karmashock
Feb 6, 2007, @ 05:51 AM
http://english.farsnews.com/newstext.php?nn=8511140239


*muffled chuckling in the background... which isn't me... I wouldn't be so rude as to chuckle at these idiots... that would be mean... and really the polite thing to do with idiots is to stay silent and perhaps call their keepers to wipe the drool off their face*


Of course... we are talking about a country where the punishment for being gay is death... so... maybe that's the "cure"...
MVB
Feb 6, 2007, @ 09:54 PM
Wow.
MVB
Feb 6, 2007, @ 09:55 PM
The Independent Nation known as Mike Brandt has discovered the CURE for depression, not the ongoing treatment, but the CURE

It's called sex and alcohol, and it works wonderfully with no side effects.
Lucid Angel
Feb 6, 2007, @ 10:08 PM
Except STDs and liver failure... lol
MVB
Feb 6, 2007, @ 10:10 PM
I will now take you out back and shoot you for messing with my news bulletin.
Apocalypse
Feb 6, 2007, @ 10:15 PM
This just in, MVB has been arrested for the apparent murder of Lucid Angel. An eye witness claims Lucid was bummed to submission before choking down on MVB's barrel.

Meanwhile, in MVB's enforced absence, Apocalypse has claimed himself leader of all things TLSC and has even gone to the extremes of forcing the members to don bondage attire while decorating the forums in pink frilly curtains. We'll have more on this later in the day.

Stay tuned.
Karmashock
Feb 7, 2007, @ 01:39 AM
no no... the cure for depression is suicide... beer and sex is only a treatment... you have to get a regular supply the depression comes back... but one suicide and you're fixed forever... THAT is a cure.


The Iranians are fucking geniuses... :lol:
Polaris
Feb 7, 2007, @ 07:56 AM
They used them in nuclear testing... their DNA was so fubar, AIDS just gave up.