I have a confession to make!

[stats]

I live in a very nice old victorian house, it is on a respectable street, it is worth over £300,000. I have a respectable job as a research assistant in a large government laboratory. I am 22 years of age.

I can't help myself, I can throw a cricket ball over 80 meters, atleast once a week i go out into my back garden at night time, with an Egg and i will throw it down the street. I will then wait for the sound of it hitting a shed/green house. Then i do a little jump/skip on the spot and run back inside my house. It gives me such a thrill. I've been doing this since i was 8 and have never been caught!

Feel free to post your confessions here.

[Foree]

Ive had first sex at the age of 4

[Ummon]

I have a secret plan to conquer the world... well, now I HAD a secret plan...

[Karmashock]

my cat has worms... but that just means he's eating for 30~40...

[stats]

I have another.

I went out clubbing to 'The End' one night a while ago. I took 4 pills, had several lines of coke, drank ALOT of beer. I left the club at 7am, went home had a shower etc, got changed and went for dinner at my girlfreinds parents house and acted like a normal human being.

They have no idea

[Ummon]

The second one takes great willpower stats, but is a bit heavy on the liver!

[Ummon]

I was thinking about something I could confess, this might work I think:

For 2 months I've dated a woman and each time I accompanied her home, went out with another. That was some years ago, and I stopped because I ended falling in love with the former. After a few years, though, I discovered she was doing the same with me! :noshen:

[Bentusi]

your all sick fucks. You deserve to die


oh the other hand however :woowoo:

[ilia]

I masturbate every day.

My parents don't know this.

[Foree]

Isnt masturbation prohibited in Izrael?

[ilia]

Huh?

[Justice]

Ilia does it 'cuz he doesn't have a girl.

:shens:

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Tank0]

on chrismasday 1996 i was planning to go partying with friends so i ate mushrooms when the phone rang. My mates cancelled the party because they were forced to go to their relatives . so i ended up talking to my grandparents while having one on the best trips ever . i must have been out of my mind that day for risking that but luckily they didnt even notice ( thank god they dont know a single thing about drugs )

i am not proud of it but when you are young you have more guts then sense

[Karmashock]

the punch line comes when your penis falls off...

[stats]

Karma, dude! i wanna proper fess up outta you - i know you have some darkness in you!

[Karmashock]

True darkness will never willingly reveal itself... and if it is... it is destroyed. This is the nature of darkness.

I've been in 10 fights in my life... I lost the first three... won the last 7... I don't back down... not from anyone... so when some big fucking asshole thinks he can push me around, I tend to spit in his eye.

The first fight I ever got in was with Rod Stewart's son... Sean Stewart... I was 6 and he was 8... fucker... anyway, he's in a mental institution now... so sucks to be him...

My last fight was with a guy named David Attius (sp)... The pathetic pile of shit got massively stoned and then decided he was hot shit... I took one of his teeth for that. Of course, he killed 4 people in Santa Barbara on another one of his drug binges... his last words before slamming hte car into the crowd was "I am the angel of death"... I had an opportunity to push him off a cliff the last week I saw him... it would have been seen as an accident… he slipped… what a tragedy… the world would have been a better place... and four people would have kept their lives.


The above is completely true and at least the last story can be verified by searching the newspapers... Hell, it might pull up on google...

How's that for dark?...

When the abyss looks back at you, wink... Karmashock.

[tom]

I have a rash.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I have a crush on Polaris.

[00025]

I have 2 hands and 5 fingers on each.

[/<yle]

My dark secret is... i never lost a fight irl. But then again, i broke my good friends jaw boxing because he has his mouth open like a dumbshit

[Karmashock]

football is fun... I've dislocated and my jaw and other people's more times then I can count... the only thing that sucks about it is that it don't just pop right back in... it takes like 2 hours for it set back in your face again...

Wow, I love that game. RAWR!

[MVB]

When I think about all you guys


I touch myself.

[tom]

Oh, cool MVB, so I'm not the only person who does that.

[Justice]

Oh man.

Stealth is good. Stealth is very, very good.

My secret confession?

I have dry skin on my hand. I forgot to use lotion this winter.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Elysium]

i think about MVB touching himself while hes thinking about you guys :disagree:

[MVB]

omgeez let's cyb0r

[Elysium]

l1k3 0k3 wh4t 4r3 y0u w34r1ng ??

[Justice]

F0rg37 wh47 h3'5 w34r1ng, 7h1nk 4b0u7 wh47 h3'5 N07 w34r1ng!

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Elysium]

g00d 1d34!

[MVB]

die

[Elysium]

post slaat inderdaad nergens op.

ps: paste your post infront of my post to make a dutch sentence.. as i don't die :lol: yet die is dutch for something else muaha!

[The Dark Messenger]

That mail stores indeed nowhere?

You perv :p

[Bentusi]

if it were within my power, I would ban all of you for defiling this forum with leet speak

[Justice]

B3n7, y0u 4r3 s700p1d.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[stats]

is this leet speak nonsense, you all confessing that you are dolts!?

[Polaris]

im lmfao!

my confession?
i pwnz0r at tuba
but i think the vast majority of TLSC knows that already.....

[Bentusi]

by 'tuba' I presume you mean sucking dick?

[Karmashock]

My guess is that he plays an 'tuba' well... which I think is a nick for a wind instrument...

Not much of a confession… you don’t tell that to a priest…

You say “I have impure thoughts about the farmer’s daughter”… "and the cow"... or “I see the devil when I drink too much”… "and he looks just like my mom"...

That sort of thing…