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DrunkenUno
Jan 4, 2005, @ 04:57 PM
Won a $10 buy in tourny here, I'm now up to $96 from my starting $50, +$46 o_O.

***** Hand History for Game 1388938692 *****
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 8398606) - Tue Jan 04 10:53:46 EST 2005
Table Table 13924 (Real Money) -- Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 4: RadHPpoker (4580)
Seat 8: drunktlsc (1920)
Seat 9: markmckenzie (1500)
RadHPpoker posts small blind (200)
drunktlsc posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to drunktlsc [ Ah, Ad ]
drunktlsc: didnt see the 4 o_O
markmckenzie folds.
RadHPpoker raises (600) to 800
markmckenzie: $$$
drunktlsc raises (1520) to 1920
drunktlsc is all-In.
RadHPpoker calls (1120)
Creating Main Pot with $3840 with drunktlsc
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Js, 7h, Jc ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Qc ]
** Dealing River ** : [ Td ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 3840 |
Board: [ Js 7h Jc Qc Td ]
RadHPpoker balance 2660, lost 1920 [ 4h 4c ] [ two pairs, jacks and fours -- Qc,Js,Jc,4h,4c ]
drunktlsc balance 3840, bet 1920, collected 3840, net +1920 [ Ah Ad ] [ two pairs, aces and jacks -- Ah,Ad,Qc,Js,Jc ]
markmckenzie balance 1500, didn't bet (folded)

(Pocket aces for teh win).

***** Hand History for Game 1388939195 *****
RadHPpoker: nh
drunktlsc: ty
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 8398606) - Tue Jan 04 10:54:04 EST 2005
Table Table 13924 (Real Money) -- Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 4: RadHPpoker (2660)
Seat 8: drunktlsc (3840)
Seat 9: markmckenzie (1500)
drunktlsc posts small blind (200)
markmckenzie posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to drunktlsc [ Qd, 7c ]
RadHPpoker calls (400)
drunktlsc calls (200)
markmckenzie checks.
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 9s, 7h, 7s ]
drunktlsc checks.
markmckenzie bets (1100)
markmckenzie is all-In.
RadHPpoker folds.
drunktlsc calls (1100)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Kc ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 5d ]
Creating Main Pot with $3400 with markmckenzie
** Summary **
Main Pot: 3400 |
Board: [ 9s 7h 7s Kc 5d ]
RadHPpoker balance 2260, lost 400 (folded)
drunktlsc balance 5740, bet 1500, collected 3400, net +1900 [ Qd 7c ] [ three of a kind, sevens -- Kc,Qd,7c,7h,7s ]
markmckenzie balance 0, lost 1500 [ 9h 8h ] [ two pairs, nines and sevens -- Kc,9h,9s,7h,7s ]

(OK this is prolly my best played hand ever. I read mark perfectly, and since I acted first after the flop, and flopped trip 7s, I decided to check, knowing he would assume I had nothing and try and steal the pot with an all in bet. I knew that if I made a big bet before him he would fold, so I checked. He reacted just as I thought, and went all in, and from there it was gg)

***** Hand History for Game 1388940107 *****
markmckenzie finished in third place and won $10.
drunktlsc: gg
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 8398606) - Tue Jan 04 10:54:36 EST 2005
Table Table 13924 (Real Money) -- Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 2
Seat 4: RadHPpoker (2260)
Seat 8: drunktlsc (5740)
drunktlsc posts small blind (200)
RadHPpoker posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to drunktlsc [ Ac, 9h ]
markmckenzie: wow gg
drunktlsc raises (600) to 800
RadHPpoker calls (400)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 7c, 9s, 6c ]
RadHPpoker checks.
drunktlsc bets (1600)
RadHPpoker folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: 3200
Board: [ 7c 9s 6c ]
RadHPpoker balance 1460, lost 800 (folded)
drunktlsc balance 6540, bet 2400, collected 3200, net +800

He obviously didnt have a pocket pair, as he didnt make a big bet or go all in, and I flopped the high pair + ace kicker, best possible hand at that point (as he definatly would not have called my preflop raise with a 10/8 or 8/5 so i knew he didnt have the straight), so I moved in with a big bet and scared him off.

***** Hand History for Game 1388940778 *****
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 8398606) - Tue Jan 04 10:55:00 EST 2005
Table Table 13924 (Real Money) -- Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 2
Seat 4: RadHPpoker (1460)
Seat 8: drunktlsc (6540)
RadHPpoker posts small blind (200)
drunktlsc posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to drunktlsc [ Qd, Ts ]
RadHPpoker raises (600) to 800
drunktlsc calls (400)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 8c, Tc, 5c ]
drunktlsc bets (1600)
RadHPpoker calls (660)
RadHPpoker is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 2s ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 2d ]
Creating Main Pot with $2920 with RadHPpoker
** Summary **
Main Pot: 2920 | Side Pot 1: 940
Board: [ 8c Tc 5c 2s 2d ]
RadHPpoker balance 0, lost 1460 [ Qc 9d ] [ a pair of twos -- Qc,Tc,9d,2s,2d ]
drunktlsc balance 8000, bet 2400, collected 3860, net +1460 [ Qd Ts ] [ two pairs, tens and twos -- Qd,Ts,Tc,2s,2d ]

I would have shat myself if he had gotten a jack on the turn or the river.

Larsson7
Jan 4, 2005, @ 05:07 PM
I got a running commentary on the hands :drool:

DrunkenUno
Jan 4, 2005, @ 05:09 PM
Summary: Tight aggressive play owns everyone. Being big stack and playing aggressively owns everyone. Reading your opponents=win. And getting dealt good cards=win :)

The Fell Hand
Jan 4, 2005, @ 05:21 PM
1st hand : pocket rockets for teh pwn. unlucky guy.
2nd hand : lol he flopped top pair but fucked himself totally. Nice read anyway.
3rd hand : lol top pair and kicker in heads up. Ride the momentum baby
4th hand : Yeah he didn't make his straight draw but whatever. You flopped top and haha on the turn and river.

Gj...what'd u get out of it? still in for more?

DrunkenUno
Jan 4, 2005, @ 05:33 PM
i think I won $50? Didn't check, I was too boosted lol.
10x$10=100, top 3 place, so 50, 35, 20 maybe?Not sure, was my first $10 tourny. I know $5 are 25, 15, 10, so that radio seems about right...

DrunkenUno
Jan 4, 2005, @ 07:46 PM
Christ won again, $25

***** Hand History for Game 1389420991 *****
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 8401328) - Tue Jan 04 14:22:39 EST 2005
Table Table 12453 (Real Money) -- Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 2: TomoFafa (1580)
Seat 8: drunktlsc (2360)
Seat 10: caspian7 (4060)
caspian7 posts small blind (200)
TomoFafa posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to drunktlsc [ Kd, 7d ]
drunktlsc raises (800) to 800
caspian7 calls (600)
TomoFafa folds.
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 8d, 7c, Kh ]
caspian7 bets (400)
drunktlsc raises (1560) to 1560
drunktlsc is all-In.
caspian7 calls (1160)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 6d ]
** Dealing River ** : [ Ah ]
Creating Main Pot with $5120 with drunktlsc
** Summary **
Main Pot: 5120 |
Board: [ 8d 7c Kh 6d Ah ]
TomoFafa balance 1180, lost 400 (folded)
drunktlsc balance 5120, bet 2360, collected 5120, net +2760 [ Kd 7d ] [ two pairs, kings and sevens -- Ah,Kd,Kh,7d,7c ]
caspian7 balance 1700, lost 2360 [ As 3s ] [ a pair of aces -- As,Ah,Kh,8d,7c ]

was over 3 hands later. These people are so fucking stupid, its like free money... I mean jesus christ calling my all in bet when he has NOTHING, AND I had already raised preflop?

The Fell Hand
Jan 4, 2005, @ 08:16 PM
ROFL...that's pretty fucking funny drunk. Maybe it was the big blind. LOL. Go kick some more ass. for $$ of course.

laserflip
Jan 4, 2005, @ 08:18 PM
damn lol sounds like drunk pwns at poker too. i say TLSC vegas vacation! p.s. before anyone calls it, we are NOT going to open a texas hold em division.

Bentusi
Jan 4, 2005, @ 09:21 PM
mm.. now that I'm 18 I might want to join you there Drunk :)

2biT
Jan 4, 2005, @ 10:14 PM
I won my first 3 $5 in a row :]

We dont get a hand history on pokerroom :[

But i have found tight agressive play owns + when blinds are small, the small straight can be very playable..

Justice
Jan 4, 2005, @ 10:47 PM
Isn't gambling age 21, Bent?

Or maybe it varies from state to state, like speed limits. I know it's 21 in Massachusetts, not sure about down there in Maryland/Virginia.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

DrunkenUno
Jan 5, 2005, @ 12:14 AM
Isn't gambling age 21, Bent?

Or maybe it varies from state to state, like speed limits. I know it's 21 in Massachusetts, not sure about down there in Maryland/Virginia.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

online gambling isnt based in a state, hence doesnt need to follow state laws.

Justice
Jan 5, 2005, @ 01:15 AM
Ah.

That makes sense.

Boy, talk about a loophole in the system.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

Bentusi
Jan 5, 2005, @ 03:02 AM
but, you still need to be 18 in able to play in your own name and be able to send starter money to them.

Hence, my ability to now join him

/<yle
Jan 5, 2005, @ 07:48 AM
Its 18 in CA, nevada, and practicly any place. Fucking CA has asshat gambling laws, but the Tribal lands arnt under CA law :D