Yay! Shackled is on the forums!

[Blacksand]

Hah, saw her pop on as browsing the forums and decided to post this completely useless kinda creepy stalker-like thread.

Let the stalking commence, first man to bring me a lock of her hair gets a cash reward.

[Shackled Phoenix]

bring it, i have a katana by my door, a loaded llama 9mm in my kitchen, and an SKS in my bedroom closet, i'm also a better shot at 100 with that rifle than most people with scopes.

So come get the hair......

[Blacksand]

Go my minions!

Mwrar, that's why I never get personally involved in such schemes. I send my seamen.

[Shackled Phoenix]

Bring it on, I swallow seamen like jello.

[Blacksand]

And there's always room for jello!

Actually that one was a bad pun, as I do indeed have seamen working for me.

[Shackled Phoenix]

i know, hence the swallow joke. had i thought you meant the other stuff, you would be dead by now.

The first one in iraq to die from stabbings with a rusty spoon.

[Blacksand]

:loco:

My tetnus shots are up to date, bring it.

Remember, there is no spoon.

[Shackled Phoenix]

I bet that kid wouldn't be saying that if i was rapidly jamming it into his annoying self.

[Blacksand]

Tasty image, that. Almost as much as an Agent Smith bukkake film.

Ugh, I think I just destroyed my capacity to think.

[Shackled Phoenix]

*cheers as she has singlehandedly made blacksand brain dead!*

[Blacksand]

T'wasnt you. It was the image of an Agent Smith tidal wave, so to speak. Like to see Trinity dodge that, then again .. I wouldn't. She's the female Keanu Reeves. I swear, they look exactly alike except for the fact that she has breasts. I like breasts and all, but she isn't exactly what I consider good looking.

[Blacksand]

Yay! She's back on. Get in here girl, so we can continue our nonsensical conversation!

[Karmashock]

They're coming!...almost.... THERE!
http://www.leonardbernstein.com/assets/graphics/sailorm9.gif

[Bentusi]

Bring it on, I swallow seamen like jello.

I'm not sure if she meant it that way, but DAMN if it doesn't have a double meaning

[/<yle]

Double entander fun

[Justice]

Remind me never to give you any personal information, Sand.

BTW, Bent, your sig is a little outdated.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Shackled Phoenix]

Sand wouldn't stalk you, you're not as cute as me :P

[Karmashock]

Double entander fun
not really... there is only one type you can swallow... she went right for the money shot. :agree:

[Bentusi]

It could be seen as in "I eat XXXX for breakfast, so don't fuck with me" type of phrase as well Karma, as well as the obvious sexual meaning.

Come to think of it, the one above is the same dealio.

[Blacksand]

That sailor on the left has a pretty distinct camel toe. I think it's a cross dresser.

Yay! She-male! One stop shopping!

[Karmashock]

more likely that he has a boner... because that's a projecting camel toe if anything...

[Blacksand]

Good point. Guy in the middle looks like he's been posessed.
The guys on the end look like lovers. Thats really kind of a creepy picture you found there.

[Karmashock]

not really... you're just a closet homosexual...

[Blacksand]

Only on days that end with Y.

[/<yle]

Thats every day blacksand...

[Karmashock]

nah...

[Justice]

That's the point.

Jesus.

*throws up hands in despair*

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Blacksand]

Don't take my name in vain, blasphemer.

[Karmashock]

if today is a wednesday, how do you feel about kyle and justice?

deep thoughts only...

[Blacksand]

I have an extra large serving of tubesteak for them, they'll just have to work for the gravy.

Justice eats the biscuit anyway, this is common knowledge. Kyle would try to prosecute me for genocide after I blew my load, apparently I've killed trillions by now by his reckoning.

As for 'deep' thoughts, bring on the KY!

[Justice]

"eat the biscuit?"

I don't follow the joke.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Bentusi]

thats cause you are the joke.

You can't follow yourself dumbass

[Karmashock]

so what was in that loaf?... knowing blacksand, i'm betting multigrain...

[Justice]

Sure, Bent.

Sure.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Outrageous Cheek]

Whoa wait so Shackled DIDNT mean it in a sexual way? Duuuuuude I had no idea...I was like...WHOA THAT WAS GROSS
..

..

..kinda

[Karmashock]

she can't 'not' mean it in a sexual way... there is no other way to take it... none... she binges on cum... and likes it... That's what she said.

I don't even know why we care?... I'm over it...

[Blacksand]

Actually, junior naval personell are known as airmen, firemen, seamen, ect.

Granted, I work within an aviation rating, but I work have seamen working for me from time to time. I merely said I would send those after her like a bad episode of the 60's Batman.

And Justice, as for the buiscit .. it's where the term Limp Biscuit came from. Bunch of guys in a circle, all skeet on the biscuit. Guy that finishes last has to eat it. Lovely image, 'eh?

[Karmashock]

so... when you swallow seamon like jello... what does that mean?

conceed.

[Shackled Phoenix]

lol, tis the point karma... you don't know which i mean.

[Karmashock]

If I said "I stole your wallet, hahahahha"... that would NOT mean "would you like a bran muffin"... it would mean "I took your money and am laughing at your stupid ass"

I know what you said phoenix... because... *wait for it*... I can read.

[Shackled Phoenix]

learn what a pun is. thanks for killing a funny joke.

[Karmashock]

The joke was over long before I started in... So you can't blame me for anything...

As for 'pun' it would have to make sense TWO ways... and your line only makes sense one way.

Seamen... ok... so you're saying it 'might' not be hot sticky love juice?... Then we're talking about sailors... you drink "sailors" like "jello"? Both drink and Jello would have to be puns too for this to work and they're not... ergo while it could be a pun, the simple fact is that it is not.

I'm not trying to be anal... I assumed you'd just own up to the obvious when I just mentioned it... but you kept pretending like it could be a pun... so I pushed.

Takes two to fandango, Karmashock.

[Nightwind]

Originally posted by karmashock: there is no other way to take it

Speaking of pun.

[Karmashock]

that's just one of a few... I've been splattering subtle puns all over this thread. ;)

[Nightwind]

lol. Only scanned it quick, so i probably missed afew.

Ohh, and Shackled said, "Bring it on, I swallow seamen like jello." not drink. Swallowing is performed as a part of eating, therefore it could be interrepted as, "Bring it on, I eat seamen like jello." which is basically a twist on a old saying anyway. "I eat (whatever) for breakfast." Which would give it the double meaning, thereby making it a pun.

[Shackled Phoenix]

ya know, fuck you both. you ARE being anal, and screwing with with the fun the rest of us were having.

[Ummon]

This thread needs be :locked:

[MVB]

I declare Shackled the winner. Blacksand loses. Thread locked.