street fight

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

http://www.hiphopmusic.com/inane/archives/2006/09/street_fight_in.html

thats scary

[Karmashock]

that's not a street fight... that's a fucking battle, fatty...

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

i did not name it street fight, that was what the video was called. go fuck yourself. <3

[Bacon]

pwonage galore, looks like glasgow after an old firm game in the 1980's, WooT

[Quietus]

Or just any old metal concert.

[Vildoomer]

That sure was, em... yeah.. awkward?

[Karmashock]

i did not name it street fight, that was what the video was called. go fuck yourself. <3
After seeing your flabby ass I won't be able to get it up for hours... *winces*


Just nasty...

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

i like my ass, it's a good ass. i'm sorry you dont think so. :(

[Karmashock]

i like my ass, it's a good ass. i'm sorry you dont think so. :(
I'm sure it's good for sitting so long as you've got a large enough chair... After all it is a bit like a fatty bean bag...

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

it's good for more than sitting ;)

[Shadow]

Like what...8-) :ass:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

its good for pooping

[Shadow]

Really...http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1230/wownoshitfridayxc9.jpg:lol:

[Karmashock]

its good for pooping
Why is that? Widened the old poop tube out some how? Was it from eatting a whole cow... which would have to make room on the way out... or perhaps you're feeding the fat from both ends?

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

no

[Karmashock]

Suuuure.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

just shut up poophead

[DJTheBaron]

meh come to belfast, or heres a video and some photos

http://Davy-J-UK.bebo.com

im not insane enough to wave a camera with light around at night to capture the actual carnage, plus im usually too busy drinking and lobbing stuff, but you get the idea

when i download my phone i'll put the video of me finding karls tazer and trying it out

edit: uploaded and in the blog bit i think

[Karmashock]

just shut up poophead
All you need to do is say uncle.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

NEVAARR!

[Karmashock]

NEVAARR!
I'd just like to clear up a point since 'someone' thinks you need to be protected.


Neb, did you want that forum locked?


If so you have not said so before. If not then those that presume to protect you are acting pointlessly regardless of what they may "feel" or "believe".


Simply, do you want the forum administration to shut down that thread? If so then I don't understand why you didn't just ask us nicely to stop. If not then NO ONE can presume to be protecting anyone.


All you ever needed to do was say uncle... I made it very very easy. I am many things... but I am NEVER unfair.

Love and peace, Karmashock.

[Vildoomer]

you also phail at life in so many levels, but thats just my opinion ;)

[Karmashock]

you also phail at life in so many levels, but thats just my opinion ;)
You fail at generating a contextually relevant sentence... who are you talking about?

[Vildoomer]

you just served yourself by reacting on that post, because you felt I was takling to you.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I had nothing to do with the thread being locked if that is what you are asking. I didn't want it to be deleted... but I was relieved of typing half page responses to you and Bent when it was. :)

[Karmashock]

you just served yourself by reacting on that post, because you felt I was takling to you.
I have nothing to prove to you... if you want to make something of it... then just say go, clown. ;)
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I didn't want it to be deleted.
Thank you... in the future please don't bury simple yes or no answers in the middle of garbage.

So in fact that action by the 'esteemed' admins protected no one and was yet another silly high handed and unconsulted action of arbitary intent.

Just means I have to follow you around neb... said I'd do it, fatty.

*Removed the edit from DJ*

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

My name is karma and im a big fat smellyhead.

I KNEW IT!

[Karmashock]

I KNEW IT!
You're right... I am smelly... I reek of sexyness, yah big flabby thunder lizard.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

no, I reek of sexyness. you have us confused.

[Karmashock]

no, I reek of sexyness. you have us confused.
No, you reek of donuts.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

doughnuts smell good

[Karmashock]

Smelling like sugar however is not smelling of sexyness unless you're Mrs Santa Clause... who is also a fatass.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

she's my great great aunt

[Karmashock]

So you admit your massiveness... good.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

i have a massive heart, not tummy <3

[Karmashock]

then your heart must be in your thighs. :lol:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

nahhh

[Karmashock]

Nah isn't a comeback, fatstack.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

i was just disagreeing with you. i can do that you know.

[Karmashock]

i was just disagreeing with you. i can do that you know.
So long as you don't mind sounding like a very fat 4 year old by just contradicting instead of countering.

A bot can contradict... You're not as simple as a bot are you?

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

i have cramps :(

[Karmashock]

And this makes you NOT sound like a fat four year old?

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

yeah :(

[Karmashock]

when you pout it just makes your cheeks look fatter then they already are... fatty.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:)

[DJTheBaron]

If its going to be karma vs neb and no other witty banter from other members take it to msn or the debate forum, even tho the nebs replies as of late cannot be considered worthey to justify a thread.

[Vildoomer]

Neb > Karma

True story!

[Karmashock]

If its going to be karma vs neb and no other witty banter from other members take it to msn or the debate forum, even tho the nebs replies as of late cannot be considered worthey to justify a thread.
Well between the admins scaring half the board with more of their nonsense and neb generally being too boring to talk to... even to insult... there's not much you can do...
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http://www.sixthseal.com/images/dog_shit.jpg > Agnatal


I was going to use your avatar... instead of your name... but blackmage is too awsome to assocate with your idiotic drivel.

[Vildoomer]

Too bad i AM blackmage, for real

[Karmashock]

Too bad i AM blackmage, for real
you're a pixilated 8-bit webcomic character?


:urstupid: Fewer paint chips in your corn flakes, padre. :lol:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

karma has brown eyes! TAKE THAT! that has to be one of my best come backs yet.. and i have something even more awful for your next stab at me!

/evil laughter

/burp

mm those 9 hot dogs and half that chocolate cream pie was a good mid afternoon snack. i can't wait for dinner! No, really... I can't wait.. *goes to the frig*

[Karmashock]

Shows what you know, my eyes are yellow.

[Vildoomer]

Thats discrimination, Do you actually think 8-bit char's cant use the internet?! Well your wrong!

[RazielDemon]

indeed.... but at the moment you have Suh'zahne's face and have pale blue eyes.

[Karmashock]

Thats discrimination
Call the ACLU, fag.:lol:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I got a new bra yesterday. I like it. This hot cocoa is really good. I put some vanilla coffee in it too. It really makes it better. But, my tummy is starting to hurt. I think I will have to go poop later.

[DJTheBaron]

i'd hate to watch you eat, mabye your more graceful when you poop

actually with an ass that size, i'd be suprised if you hit the bowl

[Vildoomer]

Call the ACLU, fag.:lol:

And that makes me a fag because?

[Karmashock]

And that makes me a fag because?
It's a generic insult that's also politicially incorrect and typically a sign of bigotry... which makes it contrast more strongly with my refrence of the "American Civil Liberties Union"... which tends to sue people for making those kinds of comments. You said I was discriminating against you... so I said something bigoted and told you to go whine to someone that gives a damn.

ie "cry me a river, you big weeping tampon".

Love and peace, Karmashock.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Karma uses tampons at night. He puts them in his mouth to absorb his drool. Many pillows have been soaked with his spit, it's such a shame... He is too embarrased to buy the tampons himself, so he raids his female neighbors bathroom drawers for them. Poor Karmashock, I hope they never catch you in the act.

[DJTheBaron]

i thought he wore them in his anus

m8 ex came in contact with a guy who started cross dressing and then tryed tampons and said he liked it, that was when she told him he would never make a convincing woman

if they made tampons in different colours you might try to eat them thinking they were jumbo jelly beans

you fag slag

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

I can tell what is food and what is not food, thank you very much. I'm an expert, actually. I can smell what types of food there are near me. It depends on the wind, but some days I can dectect food for miles.

[Karmashock]

just like the great white shark neb can smell donuts for miles... and is known to eat hundreds of pounds of raw fish in minutes...


as to using tampons?... Such things are beyond the karmashock.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Karma, I know you still use them. It's ok, I understand. Some people have problems. I like to eat an unusally large amount of food, and you happen to have the words largest saliva glands. I don't dislike you because you drool in your sleep... and while you're awake. Oh, and congrats on the big 6,500.

[DJTheBaron]

. Oh, and congrats on the big 6,500.

6500 posts on tlsc, what a fucking waste of your life, you know as well as i do that time could have been productivley spent on better things, such as looking at the sun with a telescope, pushing pens into electric sockets or taste testing the bottles under the kitchen sink, any of these would be a far more worthey use of anyones time than posting 6500 times on tlsc, fucking hell

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

:lol:

[DJTheBaron]

i dont see what your laughing for

even with one of these
http://www.hp.com/united-states/consumer/digital_photography/tours/slimming/index_f.html

you still wont fit in the entire frame

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

i will if im far enough away!

[Vildoomer]

Thats impossible, youll come up behind the camera man.

[Karmashock]

6500 posts on tlsc, what a fucking waste of your life, you know as well as i do that time could have been productivley spent on better things, such as looking at the sun with a telescope, pushing pens into electric sockets or taste testing the bottles under the kitchen sink, any of these would be a far more worthey use of anyones time than posting 6500 times on tlsc, fucking hell
Forums are a game to me DJ... I honestly enjoy forums more then most pc games... I make the rules, I can use all kinds of complex strategies, there are no stupid AI's to worry about, connection issues aren't really a problem, I can do it while watching movies, and typically forum banter uses more of your brain then just trying to point the cursor at some guy's head... not always... if you're talking to a real idiot then it's about the same... it's actually more like pointing at the guys head but he doesn't move...


Anyway, think of how much time you spend playing eve... That's the time I spend on forums.





As to saliva, not possible... I don't have a mouth. I communicate telepathically.

[Vildoomer]

As to saliva, not possible... I don't have a mouth. I communicate telepathically.

You must be one hell of a ugly looking creature.

[DJTheBaron]

Anyway, think of how much time you spend playing eve... That's the time I spend on forums.


I average an hr mabye 2 a night if that which is sitll a significant amount of time. However when im done with it i can sell all my assets on ebay and make thousands, then sell the characters for much more than the assets, so i have a retirement plan whats yours.

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

Karma doesn't retire. Karma lives forever.

[Karmashock]

You must be one hell of a ugly looking creature.
I am beyond beauty
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I average an hr mabye 2 a night if that which is sitll a significant amount of time. However when im done with it i can sell all my assets on ebay and make thousands, then sell the characters for much more than the assets, so i have a retirement plan whats yours.
Tell me how that works out... Somehow I don't see that happening...
Reminds me of the time my brother thought he was going to get rich trading Pogs... :lol:
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Karma doesn't retire. Karma lives forever.
That's another point, eve will get old and die. Specific forums might get old and die but the forum game itself probably will continue for decades at least. Though in 10 years I might have a 3D interactive avatar and matching sig...: lol:

[NeBuLaDiStOrTiOn]

No, you will never get a new sig and avatar. You are too lazy to make one.

[Karmashock]

you NEVER know... I'm always "about to do it"... I could suddenly change tomorrow...

[DJTheBaron]

Tell me how that works out... Somehow I don't see that happening...


search ebay for eve isk or eve character

when i tire of the game i shall retire in grand old style

[Karmashock]

Again, tell me how that works out for you... WHEN you tire... tell me how much you made... When pogs were hot you could sell a stack of cardboard discs for hundreds of dollars... today? Nothing.


Forgive the cliche.... but don't count your chicken's until they're hatched... until you have money in hand you've got nothing.

[Celon]

im SO confused after reading this thread.

so im just gonna say; Hi nebula! :)

[2biT]

Pogs were cool. They will make a come back I bet, thats why I have insurance and secreated 1000's of rare pogs in deposit boxes arround the globe..

Btw, karma's right dj, sell, sell now while you still can make money.. just like the .coms'.. I got £200 for my WoW account!

[Karmashock]

Pogs were cool. They will make a come back I bet, thats why I have insurance and secreated 1000's of rare pogs in deposit boxes arround the globe..

Btw, karma's right dj, sell, sell now while you still can make money.. just like the .coms'.. I got £200 for my WoW account!
not like the .coms ... the .coms are still making LOTS of money. THis is like starwars cards or startrek cards... or any other type of collectable that loses it's value in a week.

[Trunkfist]

im SO confused after reading this thread.

so im just gonna say; Hi nebula! :)
Well it is a spam thread :p And I dont know whats going on either