Meh, FAVORITE FAMILY GUY QUOTES!

[Juggalo]

Here is my top 5 quotes:

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You don't know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabets. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexualy.

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.


Post some of your favorites if you want to.

[DJTheBaron]

/me awaits the family guy boxset, with extras and commentary and shite!

[Juggalo]

/me awaits the family guy boxset, with extras and commentary and shite!
Which one? In the US, you can already get seasons 1-3, I think. It would be nice if they came out with 1 sinlge boxset with everything.

The good news is Family Guy will have new episodes airing in June.

[DJTheBaron]

they do have season 1 2 and 3 seperate, i ahve season 2 and a friend has 1 & 3, i gave him my 2nd season and i bought th eoverprices box set for the extras

[Juggalo]

Oh, I see.

[Justice]

Chris Griffin: Where do you think you go when you die?
Southern boy: I learned from church that if you're good you go to heaven but if you're bad, you go to a place where the dead believe they're still living and they pray for death but death won't come.
Chris Griffin: UPN?



Lois Griffin: Peter! You're bribing your daughter with a car?
Peter Griffin: Ah, c'mon, Lois, isn't 'bribe' just another word for 'love'?




Brian Griffin: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter Griffin: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.





Damn the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! It just sits there consuming other people's feces while contributing nothing of its own to society.




cheers, and
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[Outrageous Cheek]

LOL I love em! Nice quotes.

Bear is about to attack Peter and Chris:

Peter: *Screams*
Chris: Dad, let me take care of this! GET! GO AWAY! STAY TUNED FOR AN ALL NEW ALLY MCBIEL!

Bear runs off screaming.


And of course the one in my sig.

[DrunkenUno]

Peter: Hey, Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian" you don't need the "es" just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh so you speak english
Bellboy: No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You're kidding me, right?
Bellboy: Que?

Peter: Hey, What's His Name?
Al Gore: Dick Army
Peter: Phhhhh, ha ha ha ha. No Seriously What Is It?
Al Gore: Dick Army
Peter: Phhhhh, ha ha ha ha. Hey Dick, What's Your Wife's Name? Vagina Coastguard?

Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.

Peter: And Joe, I've had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.

Peter: The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black guys are really lazy and all the white guys are just as lazy but they're mad at the black guys for being so lazy?

[Shackled Phoenix]

Peter: hey you're pretty good at this, i didn't know anyone in this family had talent. well, except for that one thing your mother does.
Chris: You mean play the piano?
Peter: No no she.... .... yeah.

Same episode after a bunch of racist jokes followed by the character saying just kidding, giving some facts about the race then the NBC "the more you know" symbol appearing above they head.

Peter: yeah which is more than we ever got from those freeloading canadians. *background goes black and a fwe seconds pass* Canada sucks!

Pilsbury dough boy: Nothing says i love you like something from.... Hey! what the hell are you doing you crazy bi....!

This was prolly the most horribly wrong and yet uterrly hilarious scene ever.

Quagmire walks into a bathroom and finds a cheerleader stewie tied up.
Quagmire: dear diary........Jackpot!

[Karmashock]

that was so wrong it made my face hurt from grinning :D

[DJTheBaron]

"Stewey(baby): well you have more sensitive hearing than me... what am i saying now
(mouthes fuck you)
Brian(dog): i'll tell louis (walks off)
Stewey: (pannicks and lies)i said vacume...."

and in the ep where the tobacco company takes over the toy factory, and peter goes to washington and a politician kills a hooker in g bushes presence, theres a lot fo smoking and smoking related gags, even the baby, so after the credits they do a serious talk, somethung along the lines of

"todays show was funny, but whats not funny is.... killing hookers, these people who dance for money or who may pleasure you in private at a fee discussed in the vip room arent all that bad, and theres no need to kill them, because theyre already dead inside, good night everybody!"