Nap

[Shackled Phoenix]

I'm kinda sleepy, gonna take a nap. see you guys in a couple hours.

[Blacksand]

She's dreaming of me, just so you all know.

[Bentusi]

ok polar *cough* blacksand

[Outrageous Cheek]

I like taking naps. I take naps alot. Naps are cool. You should take naps too. You may like them. Too.

[Bentusi]

I took a nap with your mother chef

[/<yle]

Brings a new meaning to "ho ho ho..."

[Justice]

"ha ha ha..."

;)

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[ilia]

Damnit.

Weav got Mist, Polaris got Neb, and now Black got Phoenix!

What do I get? Drunk? Ugh... forget I said that... :wtf:

Stil.. no v-girl for me.. :(

[Blacksand]

It's alright ilia, I'll take you too.


Remember kids, sharing is caring and candy is good, but liquer is quicker.

[Karmashock]

I sleep in a pool of filtered electrofluid....

[Shackled Phoenix]

wait? sand got me? ummmmm.... is he atleast hot?

[Justice]

He's a navy man.

He's big, burly, and strong.

He's a MAN, baby.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Justice]

He's a navy man.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Bentusi]

and now.. because of Justice..

































http://www.mahopa.de/bilder/lustige-forenbilder/this-thread-is-gay.jpg

[Juggalo]

and now.. because of Justice..

































http://www.mahopa.de/bilder/lustige-forenbilder/this-thread-is-gay.jpg
OMG!!! FUNNIEST FUCKING PICTURE I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! OMG I CAN'T STOP LUAGHING!!!

[Justice]

Surely you've seen Brother Alf before?

:wtf:

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Blacksand]

Wait, is the my homoerotic alf picture? I can't get it to load on this slow ass internet.

And yes, I am indeed a big, burly, and strong navy man.
Speaking of which, it's time to whip my seamen into shape.

[Justice]

it's time to whip my seamen into shape.




:errr:

Ewwww ....




cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Blacksand]

Justice - you pervert. I'm referring to the seamen that work under me all day, toiling to make sure I can get my shot off when the time is right.

[00025]

Neb told me to take a nap last night. I did. I ended up waking with someone next to me.

[Blacksand]

Did he at least cook you breakfast?

[Bentusi]

I bet your ass hurt when you woke up too

[eXoRciSt]

*insert owned pic here*

[Justice]

I'm referring to the seamen that work under me all day, toiling to make sure I can get my shot off when the time is right.

:errr:

Ewwwwww ....


cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Juggalo]

I'm referring to the seamen that work under me all day, toiling to make sure I can get my shot off when the time is right.


Isn't there a pill for that? Wouldn't it just be easier to take a pill rather than whip them?

[Blacksand]

But flogging is the naval tradition.

Rum, sodomy, and the lash.

[Tigre]

Now you all know where the use of the word, "mate" comes from!! Is that why he became the "first mate"........Captains got a good "aye".

[Outrageous Cheek]

Damnit.

Weav got Mist, Polaris got Neb, and now Black got Phoenix!

What do I get? Drunk? Ugh... forget I said that... :wtf:

Stil.. no v-girl for me.. :(

Who is mist?

Sure go ahead get drunk. :)

[Karmashock]

I'm more a fan of drawing and quartering... that one just amuses me...

[Shackled Phoenix]

You people amaze me. i understand the concept of spam, i find it hilarious infact, but i still stand amazed at the fact that a thread about me going to take a nap can be brought to a discussion about how to torture/kill people.


Draw and quartering is all well and good, but my prefered methods are stabbings to death with a spoon, or beating the guy to death with a soft object.

[Tank0]

best ones i ve heard of

- injecting acid into the urinechannel
- nailing their balls to the walls and putting electricity on the nails
- the mad max way ie handcuffing a guy to a car that is about to explode and then handing him a knife while you walk away

[Justice]

what about gently squeezing pliers with someone's balls inbetween?

gently and slowly ...

ahhh ....

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[The Dark Messenger]

Close a vice on 'em.

Or, better, tie a (strong) rope around the whole set, and throw him off a helicopter while holding the rope. Bonus points if he dangles from the rope for a while :)

[Karmashock]

You people amaze me. i understand the concept of spam, i find it hilarious infact, but i still stand amazed at the fact that a thread about me going to take a nap can be brought to a discussion about how to torture/kill people.


Draw and quartering is all well and good, but my prefered methods are stabbings to death with a spoon, or beating the guy to death with a soft object.
Drawing and quartering is better... you either have horses or maybe cars... you have a guy in the middle laying in the mud or greese respectively... begging for his life.

You can pull a little and just hear his joints go pop... which is fun because it freaks him out enough to get him to really beg... tehn you slap the horses on the ass or gun the engines SPLAK! his head follows his left arm, and his torso follows his right leg... and the other limbs go their own seperate way...



It's a crowd pleaser. :shens:

[Shackled Phoenix]

Yeah, but that's like 5 minutes of suffering, even if it is quite a spectacle. but if you think about it... it's gonna start hurting LOOOOOOONG before you die if you're being beaten to death with a soft object. It'll be quite intolerable.

[Karmashock]

Why do you torture people though? Do you do it because you enjoy it? Or set an example and/or extract information?


I wouldn't do it for the pleasure... I wouldn't get any... but I might do it to strengthen my power base or get information... the best way to get information would be through drug addiction... Get them hooked on crank... then take it away... the withdrawel will do all the work for you... If I have no time, then breaking one bone a time would be the best way to go... starting with their right hand.

[Shackled Phoenix]

Do it for vengeance. I'm a sweetheart until people fuck me over.

So i guess you can call it pleasure, and to maybe set an example for others who wanna fuck with me.

[MVB]

this thread = wtfs

[Karmashock]

hmm... my head just doesn't work like that... It's actually really hard for me to hold grudges or otherwise stay mad at people. I mostly just lose respect/trust for them... their lives/feelings/existence means increasingly less to me. After a while, I could just kill them on a whim... not for something old... but because I don't value their life anymore... like stepping on an insect... not because you're mad at it... but because you couldn't be bothered to avoid it.

That's the closest I get to vengeance or grudges... if you fuck me over but stay out of my way... then live in peace... If you ever need anything from me though, forget it... I might just kill you for the twenty buck you have in your pocket and order a pizza.

I did actually beat the crap out of this guy that had fucked with me a bunch while in highschool and took 40 bucks from him... he was one of those people that makes the whole world look like a better place every time you hit him... it was a spiritual experience.

[Justice]

this thread = wtfs

You never spoke truer, MVB.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Karmashock]

You won't say "wtf" when you've got a white hot poker probing your left eye.

[Shackled Phoenix]

And a rusty spoon removing your balls.

[Karmashock]

Here hear...

Bring on the Beans! :D

[Justice]

spoon to the balls?

urgh.

that hurts more than a dull knife.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Karmashock]

yes... actually the eyes don't have many nerve endings and the genitals would likely hurt more... but the psychological trama alone would make the eyes a good target... I mean... you 'see' it coming right at you...

feel the heat on your face....

smell the metal... the cooking meat...

hear the crackle of flesh...


oh yes...

[Bentusi]

On the subject of people screwing over Shacked Up here (oh the puns), She reminded me about somebody I saw on the net.

<AVX885> i'm going to break up with my girlfriend, she is cheating on me
<sprtzntm77> dude, this is perfect... ok heres what you do
<sprtzntm77> dont mention this to her, and get in her pants one last time, make it really rough.
<AVX 885> i like where this is going..
<sprtzntm77> right, so.. fuck her nice and rough-like and just before she is about to cum, pull out.
<AVX 885> haha, go on
<sprtzntm77> pull out and dont say a word. Go get your pants and put em back on, and say somthing along the lines of "i dont think our relationship is gonna work out, im breaking up with you. goodbye"
<AVX 885> HAHA, nice!
<sprtzntm77> so keep an emotionless face and dont respond to anything she says. While your putting on your socks, mutter somthing about forgetting to pick up your syphilis antibiotics. That'll really get her freaked out.
<AVX 885> LMAO! This is golden, i have to pull this off..
<sprtzntm77> dude.. before this all goes down.. i'll hide either under the bed or in the closet. While your on your way to the door, turn around and say, "hey mark, shes not gonna go for the DP, were leaving.. lets go." I'll get out from under the bed, look pissed off and follow you out the door.
<AVX 885> this is golden.. haha and I could just imagine her sitting there spread eagle on the bed with the most awesome expression of shock and awe on her face. I should take a picture as im walking out the door and mail it to her parents.
<sprtzntm77> Fuck, if we pull this off, it will be the best breakup scenario ever. She deserves it too.
<AVX 885> Yes, this is a warning women everywhere.. dont cheat on me, for I will seek my sweet revenge.

[Shackled Phoenix]

okay... if you do that.. please please please get a voice recording and post it somehwere. She'll deserve it for cheating. i hate cheaters.

[/<yle]

i r t3h 1337 ch337x0r

[Justice]

That was absolutely brilliant.

"Copies and pastes for future reference."

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[/<yle]

s7fu n00b

[Karmashock]

okay... if you do that.. please please please get a voice recording and post it somehwere. She'll deserve it for cheating. i hate cheaters.
But you know baby I only love you...

[Justice]

...

awww ...

That's sweet.

[Shackled Phoenix]

*huggles blacksand* i'm sorry karma it could never be. I just can't cheat on blacky.

[Tank0]

Earl The Christmas Squirrel

Earl The Christmas Squirrel
Earl the Christmas Squirrel works form dawn till dusk,
Scurrying all around the world collecting Christmas nuts,
Walnuts, chestnuts, hazlenuts, peanuts,
And on his Hawaiian cruise
He goes nuts over coconuts and macadamias too!
Long ago on a winter's day Santa was riding on his sleigh
He saw Earl jumping through the trees,
he stopped to watch for a little while,
hi rosy cheeks tipped on his smile,
he said "Earl would you do that for me?"
So Earl the Christmas Squirrel works from dawn till dusk
scurrying all around the world collecting Christmas nuts
Walnuts, chestnuts, hazlenuts, peanuts,
And on his Hawaiian cruise
He goes nuts over coconuts and macadamias too!
So if you see a squireel up in a tree
You never know, it just might be
Earl gathering nuts for Christmas Eve
Now he's a part of Santa's crew
Just like the elves and Rudolph too,
Working all year long for you and me
So Earl the Christmas Squirrel works from dawn till dusk
Scurrying all around the world collecting Christmas nuts
Walnuts, chestnuts, hazlenuts, peanuts,
And on his Hawaiian cruise
He goes nuts over coconuts and macadamias too!
He goes nuts over coconuts and macadamias too!

[eXoRciSt]

i dont ge....t it

:gay:

[Karmashock]

*huggles blacksand* i'm sorry karma it could never be. I just can't cheat on blacky.
*stacks three boxes of swiss candy*

....

*whistles*

[Shackled Phoenix]

okay karma, you're forgiven. *runs off with the chocolates before he can say anything*

[Justice]

*whistles and stacks the condom boxes*

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Bentusi]

GOLD

[/<yle]

OWNED!

[Justice]

That was ...

... Good.

-.-

[Bentusi]

thats my new sig now..

[Justice]

Don't put "yellow on the outside, white on the inside" on another line.

Stick it in with the rest of Sand's line. A person reading that might not know that Sand is still speaking at that point.

[Shackled Phoenix]

*huggles blacksand* you've always been my favorite TLSC....

[Shackled Phoenix]

Yes you are the first, and yes i am trying to keep safe, can you blame me after that ownage though?

[Polaris]

whoa, you two... get a (chat) room...
or something

[Justice]

Mrawr.

Bent, you suck.

/Bentusi: Be happy I don't have a computer. God only knows what I would be doing to you