You know your teammates suck when....

[Shackled Phoenix]

An opponent drops so it's now 3v2 and you're still the only one holding crit points. you then barely lose the crit points, the badly mauled opponents move on to your teammates base, you rebuild, save his ass, singlehandedly RECAPTURE the crit points with 10 seconds left on the counter, and move on to annhilate their bases.

sad part was i still didn't get highest score cuz one teammate had 60 razes because while i was going through all that, saving our asses he was running rampant through they homes. I had 302 kills, my oppnent had second closest at 146 and my closest teammate had 93.

The fun part was our oppenents going "GG" when they nearly won it with the crit points and i'm all like "i don't think so!" with like 10 seconds left. THEN they go and say "well we put up a helluva fight 3v2". i was too nice to say "not really, i beat the hell outta both of ya myself..."

Feel free to add your own "you know your teammates suck when..." stories

[ilia]

... When they reinforce cultists to 10 at the beginning..

[TaiNteD]

When they make an entire army but when you are getting pwned they just sit there...

[Entropy]

When they help you attacking and then they start irrationally retreating,potentially costing you the game >:(

[eXoRciSt]

They sit there and let you die, IN TIER 2 AND NO HEAVY WEAPONS AND FC ATTACHED OMG, AND NO VEHILCLES, and right before you die they GIVE YOU 3000 REQUISION RIGHT b4 YOU DIE AND THEY LEAVE, these are soem reasons why im leaving dow fucking noobs

[Mistress Crystal]

When you're getting scout/slugga rushed on Biffy's Peril, and you look over at your random team mate and he's got three 3 gens down, 2 turrets building and no Chapel Barracks. :(

I was like ".....help?"

[eXoRciSt]

wow

[SNoWSPaCe]

Before you start the game they are "random" and they are on neither team and they are checked in and will not reply to any request to join a team or are you sure you want to be random?

But what we need to do is help these people out. I have played with some really bad players and newbies that now are way better then me. Some I have tried to recruit. We have all been there in a game where we suck or don't know what we are doing.

We should not throw stones if we used to be in the glass house, unless you are teaching some one to throw stones in a glass house :rofl:

[Abyss]

When all 3 of the opponents attack you at once and your 1 of your teamates goes to attack while you are wiped out just to increase their score :-/ Or when you get jacked by 2 players and then your teamate who was too late getting there before you lost all of your troops decides he is good enough to take them both on himself and also loses all his troops!!!!!

[Entropy]

They sit there and let you die, IN TIER 2 AND NO HEAVY WEAPONS AND FC ATTACHED OMG, AND NO VEHILCLES, and right before you die they GIVE YOU 3000 REQUISION RIGHT b4 YOU DIE AND THEY LEAVE, these are soem reasons why im leaving dow fucking noobs

You are aware that those kinds of people are everywhere right? :P

[ChatMonitor-q]

u know ur team mate sucks when hes on a defencive position behind you and decides to camp out in his base for the duration of the game...... while you are being constantly hammered from al sides, THEN has the nerve to say that you have all the wrong unit counters in your army and thats why you lost!

you also know if he sucks when he does a scout rush on a 4 player map and just for good mesure caps all your points on the way to the enemy and never builds listening posts on them,and THEN loses his scout army because he wasted rushing time capping your points THEN complains that you have no army to back up his "turtle rush" even thugh hes the host and didnt @#$@# put on resource sharing because its "gay"

yep.. i had both.......


yep i lost..

i still cry

[ilia]

Thats why I only play other Lone Stars. Thats exactly why. I learned from HW2. :-/

[Shackled Phoenix]

lol ilia, ditto. only problem is when playing only with other lonestars is 99/100 games you own the bastards so badly it's not even a challenge.

oh and you know your teammates suck when

your opponents go to steal his SP's, one of them winds up setting up AN ENTIRE FUCKING BASE barely out of turret range of his HQ, pins him in the entire game and proceeds to whirlwind the shit outta him, while the rest of your opponents run rampant around the map killing any troops they find but leaving their opponents bases.

Thankfully, i was on the rampaging team and fell-hand was the guy that set up his entire base right outside our opponents. it was by far the funniest game ever, especially when the guy tried to get a servitor out by putting it in a rhino. My chaos raptors gang raping a dreadnaught was pretty funny too.

[The Fell Hand]

Poor chap. First I took all his sps but one because he turreted his base. Then I built 2 hb turrets outside of range of his turrets and started shooting his using spotting from my scouts. I swear chaos turrets do more damage lol. Then it was a race to get ml turrets, which he won, but he refused to upgrade the turrets that were in range of mine. I proceeded to build an hq and a cult beside the turrets. I popped a couple whirlwinds and the madness ensued. After being pinned the whole game so far, he proceeded to exclaim "Say hi to mr happy", when a defiler came to take out my "defenses" in his base. Sadly the defiler was neither told to attack my turrets, nor could it manage to get around the plasma generators, hq, or whirlwinds to reach them. It died to the ml turrets. Soon a 3rd whirlwind popped up on the wrong side of the cult because everything was so cramped, so we had a war between his ml turrets, and my whirlwinds with 4 servitors desperately repairing. After winning that a predator came, and I had arty wars with that. 1 pred <<<5 whirlwinds with servitors. Right beside the pred however I noticed a smallish vehicle. I realized it was a rhino. It ran about 20 feet before meeting two twin missiles from the turrets, and blowing up. To my amusement the momentum caused the heretic inside to do somersaults over my defences to his doom. By now the game was over. He had given up, and began to produce csm. Having hotkeyed my whirlwinds, I haven't had such a laugh in ages, bouncing around his infantry like no tomorrow. Then my three allies came to kill the last couple buildings with full caps of infantry. Needless to say I broke all three armies. Serves them right for trying to get in on my fun :P.

Anyways. Allies suck when they don't talk. Don't talk, until it is apparent that the lack of communication has lost you the game. Then they finally speak, and you realize "oh, it's not cause you're fucking german/french/whatever, and CAN'T speak, it's just cause you wouldn't. Jackass"

[Delta]

ur allies suck when both drop and the game becomes 3v1.... u just get out produced and out swarmed.... i began going turrets for a slim chance of hope but no time... i was like "where is my grave located" fended off the first swarm alright but the second they had dreads so i was toast

[Erik_Firewolf]

When they don't cap the SPs near their base and when you tell them to cap ("you should cap the SP") and ping it on the map they reply "what do you mean?"

[eXoRciSt]

if they dont talk at all


there either very good,

or very bad,

and if they say JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJa

get out, your playing with faggot BON_JOVI

[Entropy]

Isn't "Ajajajajajaja" basically Spanish laughing?

[eXoRciSt]

JaJAJAJAJAJAJAJA


i dont know

he always yells it all the time, hes also an addict, he has played 900 games, which IS BY FAR the most out of any1 else


"JAJAJJAJAJAJJAAJ

I PLAY 900 GAMES JAJAJJAA

COME TO WELCOME 2v2 WELCOME EXPERT PLAYERS ONLY OK"

thats him

[Erik_Firewolf]

Yep.

Whenever I join his game, he boots me right away.