If the WoW movie was like the game...

[Leridyn]

Got this off the WoW general forums. I lawled.

((Movie starts))


Narrator: In the world of Azeroth, where the very titans once scuplted their creations into reality, where Sargeras himself sought to annilhate all life, where the sundering tore apart the lands on a Cataclysmic scale, there was a tale. A tale told by many, where its very tale echoes the Pantheon of the Titans, it begins in a place known as Northshire Abbey....


(Welcome to World Of Warcraft!)

Achilies:hai u gusy!

Lagolis: Hai2u! Chk me out im lvl 4 alrdy!

Achilies: Niec!

Lagolis: Hey u wanna grp 2 kill sum defias?

Achilies: Whut is the Defias?

(Stormwind Historian overhears the converstaion)

Stormwind Historian: What is the defias? Dear boy, do you not pay attention in your studies? They are a cut-throat organization of low-life theives, aimed at the downfall of our great civilization!

Achilies: lol, who is this guy?

Lagolis: I don't know, but he alwayz sais the same thing every time I walk by.

Achilies: Ok lets go kill sum Defias, I need sum new armor.

Lagolis: k

Magikmerlin: Hey do u gusy need a mage?

Achilies: Sure, we will pwn these guys for sure!

(levels later, the companions leave the abbey and depart for Goldshire)

Achilies: Wow, this is a kewl place.

Magikmerlin: It sure eis!

(A female human named Kissbabylove walks by)

Lagolis: (stares and drools) A/s/l?

Kissbabylove: Rang rang

Lagolis: Huh?

Kissbabylove: Ni hao! Dai no cai de shi ban xiao tao zhang de?

Lagolis: Lol, u need to lern to speak rite

Achilies: lets just let her com with us, we need help neways to do this "Hogger" quest.

Magikmerlin: Hai u gusy I need to go to SW to get sum new spells.

Achilies: We can com, I want to come chk it out!

(The group arrives in Stormwind)

(Achilies glaces over at a Stormwind guard and walks up to one)

Achilies: WOW where did you get ur armor at?

Stormwind guard: Can I help you?

Achilies: Ya where did u get ur armor?

Stormwind guard: Can I help you?

Achilies: I just asked u nub

Stormwind Guard: Can I help you?

Achilies: Ur a nub fien dont tell me

(Achilies yells at the top of his lungs)

NEVUR GROUP WITH STORMWIND GUARD HE IS A NOOB.

(The companions arrive in the Trade District)

Lagolis: I neid a new bow on AH, brb.

Achilies: k...hey, wher did Kisslovebaby go?

(Kissbabylove is seen dancing on top of a mail box)

Lagolis: wow that is hawt.

Achilies: ok u guys hury up, we need to go kill hogger so I can get sum new armor.

(The companions depart from Stormwind and head near the camp where Hogger resides).

Achilies: Ther he is! Ok guys get rdy, he looks tough.

(A priest walks by)

Faithguy: u gusy need a healer?

Achilies: sure!

Achilies: ok gusy, wait for me to give the signal

Kissbabylove: REEEEROOOY....RAAANKINS!!!!

Achilies: WHAT R U DOING?!?!?!

(The group, caught by surprise, begins to lunge out at Hogger)

Hogger: Gahoohoohoo!

Magikmerlin: OOM!

Achilies: Come on guys he looks almost dead!

Hogger: It is not yet my time!

(Hogger vanishes)

Lagolis: Where did he go?

Achilies: I dont know, I think he haxed.

Magikmerlin: Where's Kissbabylove?

(Kissbabylove is seen slaying gnolls)

(Five hours later...)

Achilies: She isn't sayin anything lets just go.

(The companions depart for the farm-lands of Westfall)

[Dalmar]

TLDR

[MVB]

Since I am not a main character, TLDR.

[Leridyn]

Mike, you can be Legolas...er...Lagolis, oh great mansammitch. Dalmar has an excuse, seeing that his IQ is below 70 and such. <snortle>

[Ceries]

Kissbabylove needs to be changed to a Nelf then its pretty accurate

[Marb]

NEVUR GROUP WITH STORMWIND GUARD HE IS A NOOB.

[Rynn]

Thanks Ler! I laughed :)

The scary thing, if you believe the rumors, is that there is a World of Warcraft motion picture in the mix. It's supposed to be a live action rather than CGI a la "LotR". So will we see Legolais being a nelf? Will Leroy Jenkins make an apperance? Will orcs look like this guy?

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f295/dnkblog/orc.jpg

[Muin]

If it were like the game, It'd be a 2hr movie about chuck norris jokes.

[Leridyn]

Good googly moogly! (ps...I think that picture might be better reserved for the future DRANO's...er..DRANEI...though the tusks are a convincing orc feature).

As a human female, I have never gotten money or favors for dancing, even in mageweave. Same for my big hootered dorf and my pigtail-laden gnome. I refuse to roll a nelf as I find them trampy. (Frank, are you listening? Your nelf has blue hair and is a tramp, and dances like a 'tard.) Yah, I'm jealous. So what?

My favorite part of this was the one guy repeatedly asking the SW guard where he got his gear; then calling him a n00b. I think the reason why I laughed was because I could definitely see these behaviors.

I think I'm calling MVB "Lagolis" from now on.

[Asarlai]

Good googly moogly! (ps...I think that picture might be better reserved for the future DRANO's...er..DRANEI...though the tusks are a convincing orc feature).

As a human female, I have never gotten money or favors for dancing, even in mageweave. Same for my big hootered dorf and my pigtail-laden gnome. I refuse to roll a nelf as I find them trampy. (Frank, are you listening? Your nelf has blue hair and is a tramp, and dances like a 'tard.) Yah, I'm jealous. So what?

My favorite part of this was the one guy repeatedly asking the SW guard where he got his gear; then calling him a n00b. I think the reason why I laughed was because I could definitely see these behaviors.

I think I'm calling MVB "Lagolis" from now on.

My hair is black...you just think it's blue because of the lighting. The bear dance is the coolest. :P

[MVB]

If you call me Lagolis at the Battle Bunker tomorrow I'll peg you with one of my miniatures.

[Dalmar]

Mike, you can be Legolas...er...Lagolis, oh great mansammitch. Dalmar has an excuse, seeing that his IQ is below 70 and such. <snortle>

My IQ = 140
I can provide a picture of my mensa membership if you require further proof.
:nyah:

[MVB]

You got into Mensa with a 140?

Have they lowered their standards?

Frankly I think joining it would just be a poorly veiled way of stroking my penis b/c I'm too nerdy to get a real woman to do so.

die mensaman!

[Dalmar]

You got into Mensa with a 140?

Have they lowered their standards?

Frankly I think joining it would just be a poorly veiled way of stroking my penis b/c I'm too nerdy to get a real woman to do so.

die mensaman!

130 is 2 standard deviations above the mean on the standard IQ scale, thats all you really need.
They were doing the test on campus one day and I decided to give it a try just for shits. Low and behold I qualified...I think of it as nothing more than proof of my nerditude.

[MVB]

Perhaps I wish to conceal whatever proof I can for those social situations which demand coolitude.

[Dalmar]

Perhaps I wish to conceal whatever proof I can for those social situations which demand coolitude.

Like playing a computer game where you are a cartoon fighting cartoon dragons and fire monsters, or perhaps moving painted miniatures around a board you claim is a battlefield?

[MVB]

No, in those social situations I merrily proclaim my nerddom by yelling things like

FOCUS FOCUS WE GOT THIS during a fight with a graphically represented monster, or saying

YOUR MARINE IS NOW DEAD HA HA HA to Frank.

[Leridyn]

My IQ = 140
I can provide a picture of my mensa membership if you require further proof.
:nyah:

I figured you were a smart cookie so it made my poke a little more absurd, eh? I'm only at 136, so I'm a bit of a short bus compared to ya.

I hope you know I was just givin' ya guff! /hugs

[MVB]

I don't want to tell anyone my IQ now :(

[Leridyn]

No, in those social situations I merrily proclaim my nerddom by yelling things like

FOCUS FOCUS WE GOT THIS during a fight with a graphically represented monster, or saying

YOUR MARINE IS NOW DEAD HA HA HA to Frank.

/pat on head

Yes, Lagolis...er..Mike. You just keep saying that. ::sigh:: I think we need an intervention.

Crap...gotta go now. Doctor awaits. No more trolling for Leri today.

[2biT]

If it were like the game, It'd be a 2hr movie about chuck norris jokes.

Word.

[Dalmar]

I figured you were a smart cookie so it made my poke a little more absurd, eh? I'm only at 136, so I'm a bit of a short bus compared to ya.

I hope you know I was just givin' ya guff! /hugs

I of course figured as much. Good luck at the doc.

[Jaxartes]

If you call me Lagolis at the Battle Bunker tomorrow I'll peg you with one of my miniatures.

Save the mini. Dice work better anyway.

If she starts babbling about "man dollies" at the Bunker there might be a stampede of shamed geeks fleeing the building.

[Asarlai]

Save the mini. Dice work better anyway.

If she starts babbling about "man dollies" at the Bunker there might be a stampede of shamed geeks fleeing the building.

Either that or a volley of heavy buildings headed her way. Maybe I'll call him Lagolis tomorrow to throw him off his game. And, even though it may not seem it, IQ=157. :P

[Leridyn]

Save the mini. Dice work better anyway.

If she starts babbling about "man dollies" at the Bunker there might be a stampede of shamed geeks fleeing the building.

it's a friggin' male conspiracy, I tells ya! Misogyny FTL!!!

And just for that, I'm callin' him Lagolis. AND I'll see if I can yell across the room to Frank, "Honey? What color do you want me to paint your dollies?"