1000!

[Shackled Phoenix]

this is the new forum's 1000th thread! and it's all mine! nyahahahahahahahaha!

[Karmashock]

zippity doo da.

[CELTIC_2X]

yeppiiii ki aye !!!!!!!!!!!!

[ilia]

w00tomgwtfpwnedggglhfn00b.

[Karmashock]

supercalifagilisticexpealidoshis

[/<yle]

noob

[Justice]

this thread is SOOO pointless.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Karmashock]

subservient bitch.

[Shackled Phoenix]

I got spamlanded :(

[Justice]

/me applauds at whichever mod moved this thread to spamland.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Karmashock]

I'd like to give a pregnant weasel to that mod... preferably out of a high performance tennis ball pitcher...

ZING!, Karmashock.

[Shackled Phoenix]

But it wasn't spam! it was a celebration of our 1000th thread!.... uhhh sorta!

It was you spammers! spam you you spammers! it's all your fault!

[Karmashock]

*lights a weasel on fire, loads it in the tennis ball pitcher*
...
*TWACK... chard weasel impacts two feet from Shackled's favorite aunt*

Beware, Karmashock.

[Justice]

Phoenix just got owned.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Shackled Phoenix]

*Note's that karma actually MISSED... and that her favorite aunt is more or less the one she despises least, then counter attacks with two ferrets tied to a stick*

[P$Ü(||0]

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyy

http://www.kitas.speyer.de/pusteblume/unsere_kita/paed_profil/bilder/kindergeburtstag.jpg

[CELTIC_2X]

*Note that this is sooo gay and u all should be cock droped................ cock drops karma, but cant get shacker(guess y boys and girls) so just getts justice again(4 like the 3rd time hahaha)*

owned.

[Shackled Phoenix]

/point
/laugh
you guys got cock dropped!

[Karmashock]

*Note's that karma actually MISSED... and that her favorite aunt is more or less the one she despises least, then counter attacks with two ferrets tied to a stick*
*wonders why she didn't get the fact that it was a warning shot*

*prepares 5 kittens with sharp claws*
(those little bones are really hard to pick out... they're like shrapnel)
==================================
*Note that this is sooo gay and u all should be cock droped................ cock drops karma, but cant get shacker(guess y boys and girls) so just getts justice again(4 like the 3rd time hahaha)*

owned.
*wears a cup like anyone with enough sense to rub two nickles together*
*hears the clang of celtic's knee cracking on Karma's thick private protector*
*laughs cus' Celtic can't walk anymore*...

cripple.

*kittens locked and loaded*, Karmashock.

[Justice]

Karma, I think you're a tad out of place in this forum.

:P

:ass:

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Karmashock]

Karma, I think you're a tad out of place in this forum.

:P

:ass:
*fires a kitten into justice's chest... the shattering bones screaming skull impacts him like a shotgun blast*

say what?, Karmashock.

[Justice]

*fires a kitten into justice's chest... the shattering bones screaming skull impacts him like a shotgun blast*

say what?, Karmashock.


Hold up, I need the GRAMMARMASTER 3000 just to keep track of THAT post!

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Karmashock]

If you needed help reading that, then I suggest you choose any language but English. Whatever it is will likely have firmer and more consistent grammatical rules. Either way, I'm fully understandable to all but the densest readers and am far more comfortable with that style. It most clearly matches the way people actually speak, which is something conventional English grammar has never been particularly proficient in.

Love and peace, Karmashock.

[Justice]

the shattering bones screaming skull

Can anyone interpret this?

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Karmashock]

^ and

I drop words occasionally... I never proofread... ever...

[Juggalo]

Why proofread? it is a waste of time...

[Justice]

Why can't you proofread as you type?

That doesn't take any time at all.

You see what you type, right? Unless you're closing your eyes and typing, of course.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Karmashock]

depends on how fast you type... I it takes me about 2~30 seconds to write a post... depending on the size... my long rants are 30 seconders and are written much faster then you could talk.

[CELTIC_2X]

wow.......... u r both so gay,

its hard to read,

plz stop.

[Karmashock]

hmm...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/Flame/killyourself.jpg

[Justice]

:urstupid:

[Karmashock]

You're a soggy cock binging douche...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/Flame/LesStupid.jpg

We should seriously air drop zippy packets all across the world filled with 5 packs of steal razors... the world would be a better place.

[CELTIC_2X]

someone needs to take :google: away from this guy,

hes loseing it.

[Karmashock]

says the guy in the long sleeved coat...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/Flame/straightjacket.jpg

[Juggalo]

hmm...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Karmashock/Flame/killyourself.jpg

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD X fucking D

[Justice]

Karma -- I wasn't referring to your post.

I was talking to Mr. Celtic.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Blacksand]

I usurp this post as my own. Anyone who says differently can deal with my newly prepared ferretchucks. And yes, I know how to use them.


Remember, in Soviet Russia .. sidewalk walks on YOU.

[Bentusi]

lol Karma..

for anybody with bad eyesight on the bottom of the razor pic it says

"Disclaimer: Don't actually commit suicide. Somebody might miss you and I don't want them to sue me"

GOLD

[Karmashock]

Karma -- I wasn't referring to your post.

I was talking to Mr. Celtic.
Oh, all right then.
================================
lol Karma..

for anybody with bad eyesight on the bottom of the razor pic it says

"Disclaimer: Don't actually commit suicide. Somebody might miss you and I don't want them to sue me"

GOLD

Yep, "Something Positive" rules...

[Outrageous Cheek]

If you needed help reading that, then I suggest you choose any language but English. Whatever it is will likely have firmer and more consistent grammatical rules. Either way, I'm fully understandable to all but the densest readers and am far more comfortable with that style. It most clearly matches the way people actually speak, which is something conventional English grammar has never been particularly proficient in.

Love and peace, Karmashock.

http://www.pro-gamers.org/pics/english.jpg

[Karmashock]

from that quote... obviously. :D

[Shackled Phoenix]

The hell blacksand?! you steal my thread AND my ferret weapon!? i give you one warning to lay off my possesions before I break out the penguins and the platypus

[Karmashock]

holy crap...
*gets a few chinchillas and heads for the hills*

[Bentusi]

/me pulls out the Rapid Fire Gopher 3000X Special Edition Rocket Launcher

[Shackled Phoenix]

Disclaimer: no actual animals were harmed in the making of this thread.... well... except for the platypus, but that barely counts as an animal cuz even scientists are all like "WTF?!"

[Bentusi]

/me fires a rocket gopher (which is a gopher w/ an acme rocket straped to his back) at shackled. The gopher hit's shackled, instantly crusing it's scull and loosing control of its rectum, spewing shit all over the room

[Shackled Phoenix]

you bastard! i really friggen liked this shirt!

*a horde of penguins attack bentusi.....sorta.*

[Bentusi]

/me reloads and beings firing randomly

[Justice]

/me bends Bent's supergun.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Blacksand]

Dammit, don't make me use the Death Star of David.

It makes death kosher, and they'll even host your bris.

[Karmashock]

... I wish I made video games... they would be the rulege...