Need Advice!!

[Abyss]

Ok there is a girl who works right around the corner from me in this little cafe where i go for lunch sometimes. It's not a busy cafe most times when i go there its just me and the place is empty. Anyway I find her attractive and very friendly. Gr8 smile :-P. How do I get a # or msn contact without looking like some horny jackass?

[Justice]

Get close to one of her friends.

Or, be gutsy and just ask her.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Shackled Phoenix]

Smile, talk to her and just flat out ask her if she would like to go out some time.

[Bentusi]

yeah, what shackled said.

If your gonna try dude just ask her out on a date instead of her MSN/AOL addy

[Abyss]

I also need some age verification from advice givers and relationship status as well :-P

[Justice]

Haha.

Don't trust us, do you?

I'm one of those people who is very "comfortable" with girls, just not really having time or effort to really snag one well. Psychology, though, I interpret body expressions and conversations very well, and am considered quite adept at "girl" psychology, which is a pretty highly prized skill. I'm sure Bent is very good with girls, too.

:thumbup

That's a compliment.

[edit -- if there's two things girls admire, it's honesty and guts]


cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[CELTIC_2X]

go on son get in in there, just be charming and conferdant, try and get her on a break or somethin b/c it would be hard to get her attention when she is working,

and 4 sure dont get a msn addy, just a we bit sad that is, dive right in there and ask her out,

hey but if she turns u down, it would be best to find a new place to eat :P

go get her u big :gay: hahhahahaha

fuge packer.

[eXoRciSt]

"so, what are you doing friday night?'"


meh its all i got

[Justice]

Start it off with something humorous that will get her to laugh.

Present yourself as a laid-back, easy going person who's totally at ease with yourself. Getting fidgety or nervous, or rushing straight into "go out with me, now" makes you look hasty.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[eXoRciSt]

From the expert Justice.

:thumbup :thumbup :thumbup :thumbup :thumbup

[CELTIC_2X]

lol the expert, :ass:

[eXoRciSt]

I was being sarcastic.

[CELTIC_2X]

dude, i no....................

wow...................

umm just.........

speechless at how big a retard u r

[eXoRciSt]

er

[Justice]

Justice > Demon.

At everything.

*winks*

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[Larsson7]

Smile, talk to her and just flat out ask her if she would like to go out some time.

Seriously - this is the best advice you will get.

Ignore everything else.

[eXoRciSt]

ill kill yah at dow buddie

[CELTIC_2X]

man i gave some dam good advice

lestin to it aye

[/<yle]

if your straight up, the worst thing she can say is no

[Justice]

Agreed.

She won't hate you or anything .... you haven't done anything to make her "hate" you, and maybe you can just be friends.

cheers, and
-=</|awesomeparty|\>=-

[vacio]

:imwithstu

[Karmashock]

Follow her home then pick out a good spot to amush her and hit her over the head with a black jack and throw her in your van...


that or just ask her... which ever is easier...

[Juggalo]

Follow her home then pick out a good spot to amush her and hit her over the head with a black jack and throw her in your van...


that or just ask her... which ever is easier...



The first idea never fails, unless she gets away... Then you pull out your gun and aim for the knees. But then you got to clean up the mess. But then she can't get away again. Unless her knees heal, then you borrow a technique from the movie "Missery". Get a 4x4 about 12 inches long. put it just above her ankles. Grab a sledge hammer. Then, Swing away at her feet. :woowoo: Repeat final step every 3 weeks or so. :shens:

[Blacksand]

That's why you rent a woodchipper and make fem-barbeque. Mm-mm. Now I'm hungry.

Remember, dead girls don't say no.

[Juggalo]

That's why you rent a woodchipper and make fem-barbeque. Mm-mm. Now I'm hungry.

Remember, dead girls don't say no.



Exactly! Necrophilia is your friend.

[CELTIC_2X]

u lot all think that is bad?

i will take u 4 a night out on glasgows east end,

ur fucking hair will turn white,

hahahhahahhahahahah

celtic <------------- evil scotsmen

[Karmashock]

gross... I tend to just keep them around till Stockholm syndrome kicks in... ;)

[TurdSandwichVsGiantDouche]

If you do go out with her BEWARE OF NIJAS!

[Karmashock]

if you actually type that into google... it gives you this...
http://www.uwsp.edu/education/stwea/nijas.jpg

[CELTIC_2X]

hahhahahahhahahah

[Juggalo]

LOL!?

[allied56]

id love to post my advice but im one of those people that can get the girls but not hold em for more then like a day. So good luck anyway

[Karmashock]

can't hold them?... get better locks...