Lord Bolvar Fordragon vs Teremus - The Smackdown!

[Evelynn]

As y'all likely know, I've been kiting Teremus to Stormwind for some time now. I recently gave up Feline Swiftness (30% speed boost in cat form which made kiting him ezmode) and feral faerie fire, but when I saw Teremus up, I just couldn't resist. After all, I hadn't yet reached my goal of kiting Teremus to the throne room. The computer I'd tried it on previously always lagged as I entered the gates, and I'd die, setting loose the dragon upon the town.

This time, however...Bolvar and Teremus met face to face! SMACKDOWN!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/alinaya/Teremus1.jpg

Teremus was at roughly 98% health by the time I got him to the keep. Within seconds of engaging Bolvar, his health began to drop at a rapid pace. I waited for him to use his AoE lifetap and heal back to 100%.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/alinaya/Teremus.jpg

But whether Bolvar DPSed through a lifetap or simply laid down the asscleaves so bad that Teremus didn't have time to use it, the mighty Teremus, bane of Evelynn who once farmed Blasted Lands for Gromsblood in fear of this sneaky bastard of a dragon, was torn apart like a wet paper bag in a blender.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/alinaya/Teremus2.jpg

Bolvar wins round one. But it remains to be seen whether he could hold up to other challenges I could throw at him..

[MVB]

<3 Evelynn

[Hatchetface]

That's awesome! I told you to come get me next time you decided to do that! Did he drop anything for you or did Bolvar ninja the loot?

[Evelynn]

That's awesome! I told you to come get me next time you decided to do that! Did he drop anything for you or did Bolvar ninja the loot?

Bolvar ninja'ed it...if you look closely, you can see him wearing the Maiden's Circle I could've sold for 300g =(

[Hatchetface]

That sucks, but the satisfaction from all the lowbies freak the #@$% out in /yells and the chat channels probably makes up for it.

I wish warriors could kite. Wanna bring Teremus to the Undercity?

[Evelynn]

<3 Evelynn

What can I say, I get bored too easy...and when I get bored, I find ways around my shortcomings to have some fun :nyah:

[Evelynn]

That sucks, but the satisfaction from all the lowbies freak the #@$% out in /yells and the chat channels probably makes up for it.

I wish warriors could kite. Wanna bring Teremus to the Undercity?

I had considered it, and between my innervate and faerie fire rank 1 I could easily keep the mana pool up to do this, but no one with the Searing Gorge key was online, and I really didn't feel like running through the Badlands. BADLANDS R BAD JUST LIKE THERE NAME LOL.

And ya, people were freaking out xD Most thought the battle was cool, but there was one asshat who had to yell at me when there weren't even any casualties to speak of (except one or two idiot people who tried to taunt him off me). And they WERE warned to leave him alone.

[Winsome]

I admit it, I lol'd. Nicely done. :)

[Leridyn]

Friggin' hilarious! Thanks for sharing with us!

[Waibanez]

Those damned Asscleaves

[Evelynn]

Those damned Asscleaves

Telva told me you like them.

[Waibanez]

Telva told me you like them.

As did you, You whispered it into my ear last night as I was going to sleep!

:P

[Hatchetface]

I wonder if he's immune to hamstring. Maybe I can kite him to the UC by applying hamstring every 15 seconds and high-tailing it.

[Dalmar]

Very nice work. Next time take him to the throneroom in IF. Let a dwarf show you how a real man kills a drake.

Good work nonetheless.

[Zandergeef]

Nice!